Prolongs the sex time
Improves the happy sense
Kills the bacteria
For Men Use Only
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What if I need my bacteria for my happy sense?
You like the itchy sense, then?
Happy bacteria eliminate itchy sense.
Ah.
For men use only? Aww! But I want to kill my bacteria, prolong my sexytime and improve my happy sense TOO!
*pouts*
I’ll buy 3 and give you one to try……
They have women’s-only stuff in a different store. Stop whining.
We have Lysol for that, right?
I’m not sure it prolongs your sex time. Or improves happy sense. In fact I would imagine it stings like a mofo. But it’s got the first one down…
well, the fumes could induce delirium…
Wow, trojan ads make no sense in other cultures too? I thought it was just a you know… joke seeing as trojans died a long time ago
Wasn’t the purpose of the trojan horse to gain entry, then burst out and conquer?
Point! and very scary…
Wow… you’ve just given me a whole new spin on WHY it’s called Trojan. You can has a win.
Agreed. They win one internets.
that’s what she said
The Trojan was also a pretty large disguise…
I freaking LOL’ed! thats genious! XD
Im still trying to figure out how this is funny or even mildly amusing… O.o
Errr….. if we have to explain it to you..then its not funny. Was your comment meant to be funny? Or maybe my sense of happiness is not working.. but then I’m not a man so I guess it wouldn’t be working. Just keep staring at it, it may be a zen funny and you’ll start chuckling. Oh, never mind.
There is no panda pointing to the funny.
You must find the panda within yourself to find the lol.
You sir are a Zen Master.
But if there is a panda inside me I think I would know and it certainly would not be lulz.
I think you did just find the panda, cause that, sir, was a lol.
Panda inside you no prolong your sexy time.
i really just wantd to see wat would pop up when i replied
Perhaps you have an irony deficiency. Or maybe you’re just a big prude. Either way you deserve to be teased mercilessly.
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Prude. *poke poke poke*
“For men use only.”
Figures…
Why are all the good ones taken or gay? Geez.
cause you weren’t fast enough
so if it prolongs the sex time and is for men only; does that mean only homosexual and bisexual males can use this product? whatever the product is anyways
For reference the product is a blow up doll made of Lysol Disinfectant Wipes.
That made me spit on my monitor. Thanks!
Omg that must be the “Love you long time” hand sanitizer.
win
this product is for men, huh? i think i know why. ‘Prolongs the sex time’… what they really mean is that ‘men cum too fast so we’re giving you guys a solution.’ the second one? ‘improves the happy sense’? it means that men fake it! =p when they’re faking it, they gotta be happy(for real), not pretend happy =D ‘kills the bacteria’… now thats for the benefit of the woman, if you get what i mean
Bacteria is how jock itch develops… I get it!
didn’t know such product existed
toothpaste?