Enjoy The Fresh Air
You can enjoy the fresh air after finishing a civilized urinating
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First to urinate all over this sign!
in China air is so polluted that any kind of rain which bring down smog particles, improves the quality of air!
So what happens to the ones who urinate in an uncivilized fashion?
they have to have polluted air
it seems like they have a big problem with urination in public over there.
Hey! You! Stop enjoying that air, you haven’t finished your civilized urinating yet!
Well you sure as heck aren’t going to enjoy the air in a typical bathroom WHILE civilized urinating. One of the few things that smells worse than an outhouse is the average Chinese restroom with ‘squat’ toilets.
Ah. Now I see what I’ve been doing wrong. No longer will I enjoy the fresh air without first performing my civic duty.
Does that mean I need to wear a monocle or something? Top hat maybe?
Goodness glacious!
Pun Failure? :O
In other words:
If the person next to you farts, hold your breath and finish your civilized peeing before you run out of the room for fresh air.
Verses
Taking a deep stinky breath and pissing on the offender in retaliation.
Is that what it means?
I’s a girl, I don’t know these things.
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don’t be afraid to care.
Leave, don’t leave me.
Look around and choose your own ground.
Long you live and high you fly
smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.
Run, rabbit run.
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don’t sit down it’s time to dig another one.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave.
Yay Floyd win!! But what does this have to do with civil urination?
sounds like an air freshener ad
OK, I’ve gotta ask.. What EXACTLY constitutes a Civilized urination..Ya mean I can’t piss on the walls like I intended? Barbarians like Atilla must be VERY disappointed *sniff sniff*
That’s why they built the Great Wall! To keep out the uncivilized pissers out!
Win
Scratch that. Point made = win. Grammer = fail.
*masturbates*
How exactly is this enforced? Are there qualified and mandated arbiters of what constitutes civilised urinating? Is it binary – is there only civilised versus uncivilised urinating, or are there degrees of urination between civilised and uncivilised, for example mildly distasteful urination, deliberately provocative urination, downright outrageous urination? How is civilised urination defined? How is failure to urinate in a civilised fashion punished – do the Urination Judges patrol public toilets, burst into cubicles and pull plastic bags over the heads of transgressors?
Or maybe it’s not a real sign, and the photographer is just taking the piss.
Please marry me.
Is your day so empty that you had the time to think and ponder all of that and then surely you refined it somewhat and finally you took precious time out of your life to post it here?
IF SO: Apply for a Government Grant to study this sign further.
Actually, I didn’t have to take any time at all to ponder on that – it all just came out spontaneously.
That’s probably even sadder than if I had spent time thinking about it.
So, where do I download this grant application?
All discretionary grants offered by the 26 federal grant-making agencies,
[ http://www.grants.gov/aboutgrants/agencies_that_provide_grants.jsp ],
can be found on Grants.gov.
…okay, now I’m just trying to decide whether such a grant would be best sought under the auspices of the EPA, or the Department of Homeland Security. Maybe “Small Business Administration” would be appropriate. Hmm.
I suppose I could try for the National Endowment for the Humanities – but I do have some pride. [giggling, pulling my lab coat over my head and scuttling away]
But Mooo—-oooom! I want to enjoy the fresh air BEFORE I urinate!! *tantrum*
Also, civilized urinating, as compared to what? An uncivilized urinating? Is that a Golden Showers Salon reference?
In that case I guess civilized means “not in the eye”.
Personally, the more I need to urinate, the less I enjoy pretty much anything.
enjoy that fresh air!