too bad LaFontaine died, I can hear him doing the voice over for this…
“In a world where fire fighters never do their job…
One jury exciter lamp will step up to the blazes, and
Extinguish
Them
ALL…
Presumably, in the case of a long boring trial in which the jury is becoming tired and distracted, if a fire breaks out, the lights suddenly come on and wake the jury up so they can evacuate. Or maybe firefighters actually jump out of it; nah, that’d only work on female jurors.
How can it do that? I’d like to see it XD
This would make for an exciting film,
Fire Fighting Jurors,
But the above sounds like a batman invention
It is not!
It sounds more like the lamp can fight fires AND excite a jury xD
Hey, I’d like one!
Whoaaa, I understand it’s a lamp but its purpose remains unclear.
… Or dark somehow ^_^
too bad LaFontaine died, I can hear him doing the voice over for this…
“In a world where fire fighters never do their job…
One jury exciter lamp will step up to the blazes, and
Extinguish
Them
ALL…
In theaters this fall”
But what does it do?
Excites fire fighting Jurys
Obviously…
precisely
I fear the timing that this electric device engaged. Much melting of old dinosaurs and flaming.
Wait. Isn’t it a bad idea to excite the jury? I mean, wouldn’t that mess with their objectivity…?
what in the hell is that supposed to mean? “excite jury”?!!?? sounds dangerous
Presumably, in the case of a long boring trial in which the jury is becoming tired and distracted, if a fire breaks out, the lights suddenly come on and wake the jury up so they can evacuate. Or maybe firefighters actually jump out of it; nah, that’d only work on female jurors.
Fire fighting jurors.
Gotta love em. They’re the real heroes.
Their probably trying to sell this lamp on ebay right now, what with their measly expense accounts and such, they can’t afford a new fire engine.
That could be so easily misconstrewn…