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Jury Exciter

FIRE FIGHTING JURY EXCITER LAMP

Engrish Photo By: Nicholas T

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  1. Elsarild says:

    How can it do that? I’d like to see it XD

  2. Mr Tenth says:

    This would make for an exciting film,
    Fire Fighting Jurors,
    But the above sounds like a batman invention

  3. darkhunter says:

    It sounds more like the lamp can fight fires AND excite a jury xD

  4. D.R. says:

    Hey, I’d like one! :)

  5. a no nimous says:

    Whoaaa, I understand it’s a lamp but its purpose remains unclear.
    … Or dark somehow ^_^

  6. HAI2U says:

    too bad LaFontaine died, I can hear him doing the voice over for this…
    “In a world where fire fighters never do their job…
    One jury exciter lamp will step up to the blazes, and
    Extinguish
    Them
    ALL…

    In theaters this fall”

  7. MAR says:

    But what does it do?

  8. Flaming Injury says:

    precisely

  9. Skuzzoh says:

    I fear the timing that this electric device engaged. Much melting of old dinosaurs and flaming.

  10. Pretentious White Girl says:

    Wait. Isn’t it a bad idea to excite the jury? I mean, wouldn’t that mess with their objectivity…?

  11. Spazzmin says:

    what in the hell is that supposed to mean? “excite jury”?!!?? sounds dangerous

  12. dr handle says:

    Presumably, in the case of a long boring trial in which the jury is becoming tired and distracted, if a fire breaks out, the lights suddenly come on and wake the jury up so they can evacuate. Or maybe firefighters actually jump out of it; nah, that’d only work on female jurors.

  13. Jenrai says:

    Fire fighting jurors.
    Gotta love em. They’re the real heroes.

    Their probably trying to sell this lamp on ebay right now, what with their measly expense accounts and such, they can’t afford a new fire engine.

  14. Construct 8 says:

    That could be so easily misconstrewn…


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