Comments on: Piece In Heart, Fragrance In Mouth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:17:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-86252 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:59:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-86252 Elaborate Bacon is really Shakespeare.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-86246 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:32:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-86246 I wonder, how does a troll get kosher meat, since you have to kill it to make it kosher, and trolls eat their prey live?

]]> By: lorreto8 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-86237 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:07:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-86237 NOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZ STOPZ DA TORTURE I CAN’T EAT BACON STOOOOPPPZZZZ STOOOOPPPPZZZZZ PLZ I AM A JEW AND CANT EAT BACON! :(

]]> By: lolocaust http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-51443 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:09:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-51443 Why is it named Yurun?
What is the fragrance?
What piece, exactly, gets lodged in your heart?

ELABORATE, BACON!

]]> By: opustraum http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-47308 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:57:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-47308 pretty hard reality, eh!

“Elaborate bacon: Piece in heart, fragrance in mouth”

elaborate way of describing heart disease, though I can’t fit the ‘fragrance in mouth’ in.

]]> By: Raindancer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-47072 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:55:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-47072 It’s not just regular bacon, folks- it’s ELABORATE bacon.
O_o

]]> By: John http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-11606 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:06:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-11606 I actually have this exact thing in my fridge :P it’s pretty good.. but I don’t really get the fragrant feeling XD

]]> By: cookie ninja http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-7962 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:12:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-7962 fragrant bacon! rub it on yourself before eating for bonus fragrance! haven’t YOU ever wanted to smell like elaborate bacon? Heres your chance!

]]> By: cookie ninja http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-7961 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:10:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-7961 what about veggie bacon?

its very elaborate.

]]> By: katillac http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3522 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:20:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3522 You had to research what animal bacon comes from?

Swine, like many other animals, roll in mud to stay cool and insulate themselves from the heat/sunlight. When hogs are kept in pens that are not kept clean, of course they are going to roll in their own feces.

The more you know…

]]> By: Kaelessin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3448 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:22:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3448 or maybe once you see the dubious packaging you begin to flee and they ask “y u run?”

]]> By: SamSam http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3444 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:23:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3444 That’s put me in the mood for bacon.
I WANT FRAGRANT BACON!

]]> By: JJ http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3423 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:07:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3423 Elaborate yurun bacon.. a much better seller than the Economy fecal bacon

]]> By: Thrawn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3411 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:06:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3411 oh it is. so Kosher you’ll plotz

]]> By: Ragomyster III http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3408 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:56:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3408 Sure it’s snazzy. But is it kosher?

]]> By: crxmanpat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3383 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:09:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3383 By Raven “What if they want a ransom? Oh right…asian…3 quid should do it then.”

WIN!

]]> By: crxmanpat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3382 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:09:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3382 All your elaborate bacon are belong to us!

]]> By: Gauldar http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3380 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:07:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3380 Yurun for teh toilet.

]]> By: BAW http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3365 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:28:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3365 I presume they were trying to say, “Fancy”?

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3362 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:48:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3362 Either your stomach isn’t doing it’s job if you get a piece of bacon lodged in your ventricles… or you have GOT to stop injecting that bacon intravenously. The first step is admiting you have a bacon problem.

]]> By: Passion.Fruit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3348 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:05:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3348 At least it’s not simplified bacon. Or, even worse, over-simplified bacon. Blech!

]]> By: elfinugget http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3341 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:39:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3341 You has a win.
:)

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3329 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:40:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3329 Meh. Who needs arteries?

]]> By: Thrawn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3324 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:42:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3324 mmmmm miocardial infarction

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3319 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:18:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3319 What about Canandian bacon? That is pretty much just ham.

]]> By: Mike http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3317 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:12:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3317 Actually, that sounds pretty accurate to me. Eat some bacon, get a mouthful of bacon fragrance and a piece of it lodged in your ventricle.

]]> By: catgirl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3316 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:01:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3316 Elaborate bacon is just too complicated for me. I’ll stick with ham.

]]> By: Raven http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3311 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:49:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3311 Those damn CoCo Chanel piglets! I knew those Asian bastards took my cat and now my fragrant piggy? I noticed something wasn’t right when I walked downstairs and didn’t smell what I can only describe as “skanky whore perfume and crispy delicious bacon”. Guess I could have left out the bit about “crispy and delicious”…makes me seem like I might have pig-napped my own piggly-wiggly. What if they want a ransom? Oh right…asian…3 quid should do it then.

Cheers!

]]> By: Mr Tenth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3310 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:41:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3310 Bacon its much more elaborate than I was aware
Although I was aware that large quantities of fried bacon leaves a piece in your heart, normally resulting in heart attack.

Danish bacon, danish bacon, yummy yummy yummy yummy yum

]]> By: Ryan Waxx http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3309 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:31:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3309 The mouth fragrance is from the melamine.

]]> By: Junior http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3308 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:31:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3308 YURUN?…as in URINE? Well there’s the fragrance in the mouth.
Wow! fetish bacon

]]> By: Cookie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/16/engrish-piece-in-heart-fragrance-in-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-3306 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:16:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1210#comment-3306 As opposed to our simpler bacon here in the states, which is much less fragrant in the mouth.

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