Elaborate Bacon
Piece in heart Fragrance in mouth
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As opposed to our simpler bacon here in the states, which is much less fragrant in the mouth.
The mouth fragrance is from the melamine.
YURUN?…as in URINE? Well there’s the fragrance in the mouth.
Wow! fetish bacon
or maybe once you see the dubious packaging you begin to flee and they ask “y u run?”
Bacon its much more elaborate than I was aware
Although I was aware that large quantities of fried bacon leaves a piece in your heart, normally resulting in heart attack.
Danish bacon, danish bacon, yummy yummy yummy yummy yum
Those damn CoCo Chanel piglets! I knew those Asian bastards took my cat and now my fragrant piggy? I noticed something wasn’t right when I walked downstairs and didn’t smell what I can only describe as “skanky whore perfume and crispy delicious bacon”. Guess I could have left out the bit about “crispy and delicious”…makes me seem like I might have pig-napped my own piggly-wiggly. What if they want a ransom? Oh right…asian…3 quid should do it then.
Cheers!
By Raven “What if they want a ransom? Oh right…asian…3 quid should do it then.”
WIN!
Elaborate bacon is just too complicated for me. I’ll stick with ham.
What about Canandian bacon? That is pretty much just ham.
what about veggie bacon?
its very elaborate.
Actually, that sounds pretty accurate to me. Eat some bacon, get a mouthful of bacon fragrance and a piece of it lodged in your ventricle.
Meh. Who needs arteries?
You has a win.
Either your stomach isn’t doing it’s job if you get a piece of bacon lodged in your ventricles… or you have GOT to stop injecting that bacon intravenously. The first step is admiting you have a bacon problem.
mmmmm miocardial infarction
At least it’s not simplified bacon. Or, even worse, over-simplified bacon. Blech!
I presume they were trying to say, “Fancy”?
Yurun for teh toilet.
All your elaborate bacon are belong to us!
Sure it’s snazzy. But is it kosher?
oh it is. so Kosher you’ll plotz
Elaborate yurun bacon.. a much better seller than the Economy fecal bacon
That’s put me in the mood for bacon.
I WANT FRAGRANT BACON!
You had to research what animal bacon comes from?
Swine, like many other animals, roll in mud to stay cool and insulate themselves from the heat/sunlight. When hogs are kept in pens that are not kept clean, of course they are going to roll in their own feces.
The more you know…
fragrant bacon! rub it on yourself before eating for bonus fragrance! haven’t YOU ever wanted to smell like elaborate bacon? Heres your chance!
I actually have this exact thing in my fridge
it’s pretty good.. but I don’t really get the fragrant feeling XD
It’s not just regular bacon, folks- it’s ELABORATE bacon.
O_o
Elaborate Bacon is really Shakespeare.
pretty hard reality, eh!
“Elaborate bacon: Piece in heart, fragrance in mouth”
elaborate way of describing heart disease, though I can’t fit the ‘fragrance in mouth’ in.
Why is it named Yurun?
What is the fragrance?
What piece, exactly, gets lodged in your heart?
ELABORATE, BACON!
NOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZ STOPZ DA TORTURE I CAN’T EAT BACON STOOOOPPPZZZZ STOOOOPPPPZZZZZ PLZ I AM A JEW AND CANT EAT BACON!
I wonder, how does a troll get kosher meat, since you have to kill it to make it kosher, and trolls eat their prey live?