Episode III: Backstroke of the West: An Untold Love Story
(Not a fake – click here for more info)
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Episode III: Backstroke of the West: An Untold Love Story
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interesting..
its like some gay parodie on it.
Try “Brokeback of the West.”
To all those that think that this was captioned by LOL cat captioners, well its not this right here my friends is the video that originated “DO NOT WANT” and it has been floating around since just before ROTS came out, and also predates LOLCATS by like 2 years.
Darth Vader appears: DO NOT WANT
It’s obvious the lolcats at I Can Has Cheezburger did the subtitles… maybe they needed extra money for more cheezburgers.
i think you right.
I think someone actually captioned that over there… either due to this, or they thought it up on their own, I’m pretty sure I have seen it already done.
Nope, it certainly isn’t. I originally saw this more than a year ago on the site on which it was originally posted.
Yeah, the do not want was amazingly ftw.
“DO NOT WANT” = Best part.
jupp
Seems fake but still hilarious!
Actually I’ve seen this before some where years ago.
Could it have been fake then. The thing that gets me is the do not want which is very lol cats.
wtfe; it’s at LEAST 2 years old, as I saw it – even the ‘do not want’ – that long ago.
You’ve got your cause and effect wrong; this is where “Do Not Want” came from.
You should get yourself some street-made pirate movies. The subtitles alone is worth the price.
the disgusting thing came form behind
he is in my behind LOL
DO NOT WANT
OMG new sig
We are for the big.
FTB !!~~
DO NOT WANT
He is in my behind.. Must be like that finger up the butt prank.. XD
The disgusting thing came from behind… do not want!
You can’t forgot memorable one liners like beat it R2 and do you f*ck on.
The DO NOT WANT is priceless
LMAO @ the “Do not want!”
What’s that smell? Smells like…Faux Funny!
Sacrilege!! Blasphemy!! We must kill all the bootleggers for daring to disgrace the Star Wars!!
Come on. Lucas already did that with Ep I and II. III was alright.
III was not alright. All three of them were fairly terrible in their own right.
there’s only 1 thing to say about episodes I,II,and III
DO NOT WANT!!!
Thank you for being telepathic!! Too true, dude.
It’s like they took the original script, kicked George Lucas in the face, folded the script into an origami goose, tore it into 6 neat little squares, fed the squares to a velociraptor, threw the velociraptor into a blender, tricked an old person into eating the remains, and then took what didn’t look like crap the next day.
That’s the only way I could conceive trying so hard and failing so bad.
I think they may have accidentally taken the stuff that looked like crap instead… DO NOT WANT!!
actually, I think that would have improved the original dialogue.
FTEW!
Apparently you depraved.
That’s almost as elaborate as my bacon.
Actually, you’re not too far off. They took the movie dialog, badly translated it into chinese (and yes, I am chinese. We do some funny stuff.). Then, with worse quality, they translate it back into english (engrish). I’ve seen people’s names get turned into orange juice brands, Seen long names get turned into like Tom or Bob. Seen literal translations of words and names (Don’t go there, Drip White! Watch out! Estetic red!). Not only that, NPR’s Wait, wait, don’t tell me (http://waitwait.npr.org) had this subtitle in their quiz show. I know this seems so funny that you doubt it’s authentic. But, as a chinese, I can say this is real (and I’ll find this pirate one day just to keep in my library) and engrish is one of my guilty pleasures.
Do Not Want is totally the best part. lulz
Meme overload…
Actually it’s about as Lucas’ original dialog… Don’t get me wrong, I love Star Wars, but no one can honestly say the dialog is any good in those movies. “Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I can’t follow!” “Well I should be!” WTF?
Absolutely! The guy can write a story, but not dialogue…
I feel terrible.
Speaking of, how old is Han at this time, 20?
DO NOT WANT!
Wow. This is so old. But good to see new stuff I haven’t. Always good for a laugh.
I’d have rather seen that than the travesty that I actually spent money on.
Of course, I am a slasher…
No, this is not a fake. Kind of ironic, actually- this is where “Do Not Want” came from.
This was posted over three years ago, and began the whole meme:
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
This is just a video version of it.
orly?! wow. Do Not Want FTW.
To be honest thats how I remember it.
Whatever’s next?? Episode 2: Attack of the Clowns??? In fact it’s nearly as bad as Dave Prowse (The guy in the Vader Costume) believing that George Lucas would use his voice as the voice of Vader. Considering that he comes from the West Country, and he sounds like one of those West Country Farmer. You can imagine the scenes that would have to be changed – “Oooh arr Luke. Oi be your father”, or when Vader arrives on Death Star II, the Imperial March plays, and Vader walks down the gangplank with a bit of corn sticking out of his helmet with the sound of sheep coming from the interior of the shuttle or Vader shouting at the rebels “OI Rebels, Gerroff me Death Star”
I guess that’d actually be WAY better then most Star Wars spoofs out there
Or even – “You think you know Jedi, well you don’t know Sith”
do not want! hahaha!
I love how at the end when he becomes Darth Vader it says “Do not want” rofl!
This is definitely real. I’ve bought tons of bootleg anime, and they are all like this. Its pretty funny.
Google translator smells I.
EPIC.
I think I like it better then the original.
I downloaded this wonderfully horrible version; I couldn’t get through the whole thing because it was so unintentionally funny. Sometimes Engrish is just amazing.
Anyone can suggest where to find other awesome mistranslated subtitled (and obviously bootlegged) movies?
Go to eBay, and find movies from Hong Kong users. That’s where I get all my bootleg anime.
DO NOT WANT……………..
Epic!
“we are for a big.”
priceless XD
If anyone still doubts this is real, you can watch the whole thing on youtube. Search for “Star war the third gathers backstroke of the west” and you’ll find all 14 parts. Much more fun to watch than the official version, engrish Yoda is sometimes easier to understand. Alot of good subtitles didn’t make this highlight reel.
A game of Chinese Whispers gone wild.
“He is in my behind!”
“He is in my behind!” XD roflmao
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
This is just great. I think they were trying to make Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain, or a yaoi. Xp
Wow……..no words for this. Backstroke Of The West FTW.
The Emperor to Anakin: “You make out good. This will be an unprecendented affair.”
Here’s a whole new side of the whole Emperor-Darth Vader relationship I never dreamed of lolz