Crust
SODIUM FLUORIDE ANTICAVITY TOOTHPASTE
EXTRA WHITENING FORMULA
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First?
I failed :’(
yep
Not so much, Kitty.
At least it’s not the toxic toothpaste from China.
…Or wait.
Maybe it is.
Hm, you think that people would have noticed a clue like that, though.
9/10 dentists recommend you stay the hell away from this.
I recommend you stay the hell away from that 10th dentist.
That sir, is a win!
indeed.
Absolute agreement, i loled many times.
I think actually that it might be. The Chinese make cheap knock-off brands (i.e.; “Crust” instead of “Crest”), and we all know what they like to put in their toothpaste. Maybe instead it should read:
SODIUM FLUORIDE ANTIFREEZE TOOTHPASTE
EXTRA POISONING FORMULA
NOW WITH 2% CYANIDE*
*proven to kill 99.9% of germs
Those fingernails look crusty.. eeewww.
Aww, the cuticles are just a little dry. Some lotion would spruce ‘em up just fine.
and it’s even a *new* crust….
Hey, better than an *old* crust.
The next Crust is *just right*
Like the crust on your socks?
(JK)
extra frightening formula
I wonder, is that toothpaste made of teeth people didn’t brush… or is it made of the people who didn’t brush their teeth?
Wait… they make Soylent White now!? Cool! I’ll take a crate!
Soylent Toothpaste is PEOPLE!!!!
*gags*
looks photoshopped, one side of the U is blurred a bit compared to the rest of the letterring and is a bit crooked. funny either way though.
Very possibly photoshopped. This looks suspiciously like the old style Crest Fresh Mint toothpaste packaging.
http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/91/b5/0b/56088346-177×150-0-0.jpg
In fact, this does indeed look suspiciously like the packaging for Crest Fresh Mint toothpaste, as a quick Google image search confirms.
Hi. This is Steve – I submitted the photo. I don’t fault anyone for being suspicious over the possibilty of this being photoshopped, it’s too easy in this day & age. Fact is we found this in a store in the Mangaf district of Kuwait City in March 2007. We laughed while we took the pick – much to the displeasure of the clerk.
Well maybe it’s not photoshopped..
http://wilcagre.com/uploads/Galleries/Crust_toothpaste.jpg
http://flickr.com/photos/11191273@N00/117263149/
Oh no, it’s just probably a pirated version of the package. After all, it looks like plain painted carboard, instead of that fancyu-shiny package of real Crest.
I <3 Photoshop
This is what you call a bootleg. Similar logo and packaging, just different enough to keep from getting sued for intellectual rights violations..
Helps fight covities.
Also prevents gom disease. Brash your teeth twice a day for moximum protection.
But don’t forget, chewing cum is bad for your teeth.
4 out of 5 duntists agree.
*insert a similar comment about the 5th duntist here*
The 5th did things you don’t want to know about while you were having your wisdom teeth out.
I like the little leechy-looking extra whitening thingies. Also, 4 dentists out of 5 leaves 1.
Me laughed at the crusty toothpaste !
Seriously scary when you don’t see the model’s teeth.
What kind of grill are we going for here?
Mmmm…crusty teeth. I always wanted my teeth to have a finish resembling stucco.
Never mind. I bet I’d be better off eating stucco to clean my teeth than using this stuff. The stucco is probably safer.
Krusty the Klown sells out once again. The Engrish here is that they didn’t get his name right.
Not a photoshop. I picked up a tube of that stuff as a gag in the market on the island of Leyte in the Philippines last year.
http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/IanLozada/Missions%20Trip/?action=view¤t=Crust-1.jpg
Wasn’t “Crust” a 70s era “Whacky Pack”?
Yup, lostwackys com lists it as having been issued as a bubblegum sticker in 1973, original wording was:
CRUST TOOTHPASTE
Brush Teeth Twice a Month / CRUST / Garlic Flavour Tooth Paste / Tastes Lousy
I like how they got sodium fluoride spelled correctly and couldn’t spell “Crest”. This looks like a picture from Mad Magazine, honestly.
Fail
Not to be confused with a better known brand of toothpaste with the same font, letter colors etc. Probably tastes just like it too. I’d be a bit afraid to try though. ‘Crust’ is what I’m trying to get off my teeth by brushing. I don’t want to put any on my toothbrush.
As if Sodium Flouride wasnt enough trouble. xD
Thank you, i’ll pass that one though!
This seems like a Mad magazine spoof.