Benign Girl
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Title Fail (I know wrong website) but benign means non-cancerous.
Cancer can be benign or malignant. Benign cancer doesn’t spread. Fail fail.
Nooo, tumors are benign, cancers are malignant.
sy.no.nym
noun
A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language. For example, shut is the synonym of close .
- a person or thing so closely associated with a particular quality or idea that the mention of their name calls it to mind: The Victorian age is a synonym for sexual puritanism.
sigh. I love my Oxford American Dictionary widget.
What does that have to do with anything??? If you are referring to the word “benign” as a synonym for for kind, or gentle, then you are lost, because we were referring to the title of the post “Cute like Cancer” not the title of the doll.
Sad attempt to look smart- Fail.
It’s not a toomah.
benign – harmless
There is no such thing as benign cancer…….I think you mean benign tumor (harmless) as opposed to malignant tumor (cancerous)
fail fail fail.
Hahaha I love it when the “fail” police, fail.
what a fuggin doosh !!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
burn of the week right there if i ever saw one.
BooYAH 1!!
It’s “douche,” you douche.
double burn of the week!
Comment injecting…
Cancer (neoplasia = new growth) can either be malignant or benign. Malignant neoplasia (cancer) is defined by its ability to metastasize (spread), invade, and its high growth rate.
Benign neoplasias (cancers) grow slowly, rarely metastasize, and rarely invade.
Seth is correct
My goodness….we are back to square one.
Neoplasia
function: noun
1. the process of tumor formation
2. a tumorous condition of the body
I stand by my original comment there is NO SUCH THING as BENIGN cancer. The tumor or neoplasia or new growth can be considered benign (harmless) or malignant (cancerous).
So, Seth is still wrong and now so are you.
Sorry, yes.
All ‘cancers’ are neoplasias, but not all neoplasias are ‘cancer’, as per The American Cancer Society. You are correct.
I bow to your yelling.
Oh, yeah, I forgot-
Benign does not mean harmless when discussing ‘cancer’, what it does indicate is non-malignant. Deaths due to benign tumors do occur.
Benign tumors can tread the threshold of malignancy and malignant tumors can also brush close to the definition of benign tumors and therefore blur the lines of ‘cancer’ definition. How about a tumor with an extremely accelerated growth, but a propensity not to metastasize nor grow back? Perhaps a tumor that is locally invasive, but is characterized as non-metastatic and slow growing. Or maybe a tumor with accelerated growth of dysmorphic cells, but little chance of metastasis and may or may not invade underlying tissue? Or a metastatic tumor that is described as benign. Or make up your own combination and join the debate of benign vs. malignant today! The definition can be very blurry.
What does this mean? Cancer is bad stuff and benign is good stuff as per The American Cancer Society and that is all you need to know and the only thing your doctor needs to tell you.
So yes, you are correct, there are no benign cancers.
I forgot where I was posting.
Oh, if I had signed into wordpress, you could have seen the bird, sorry.
Ohhhhh, ummmm, douche?
and yes, I get it, your brain is big
well, i just thought the picture was funny… not all this
sophisticated stuff about cancer
You guys killed it.
aw, what’s a-matter, the big boys and girls don’t wanna play with you?
All I have to say to you is “Ha Ha smartass! I win!” XP neener neener
Actually, benign means kind, or non-aggressive, not non-cancerous. Though how you can have a kind cancer is beyond me.
Exceeded? We have not even begun.
Well, what do you expect? I’m a PC and I run on Windows Vista.
What’s wrong little one? Tired of getting burned on fail blog? Posting to Engrish while you wait for your pubic hair to grow?
Yes. You got me.
I assume they mean to say “Innocent Girl” . . .
(grin) If you think the innocent ones are benign, you need to get out more….
WAS THAT A SEXUAL REFERENCE? I -DO- NOT- GET- IT.
My daughter had this exact toy….we found it at a flea market booth with a bunch of other new, still in the box, weirdness. It played an awful little song with one of the buttons in some other language…..
yes!! i bought this same thing in a 99cent store in brooklyn! the song was kind of creepy…
We saw this in frankfurt, germany in a shop called something like “the gift store”, did u get it there by any chance?
I saw one similar to this but Winnie the Pooh. Played some weird Japanese song that sounded like a song from one of the Dance Dance Revolution games. o.o;
At least it isn’t malignant.
yeah, agreed… so it should be safe
watch out for her evil twin sister MetaStacy though…
I love you.
Best. Joke. Ever*
*today, anyway.
rofl You’re awesome!
WIN
win win win win
Are you sure? It may be an infiltration unit. Sent through time from the future, to kill us all.
Malignant Boy, next aisle over?
am i crazy or does that ‘g’ in benign look like a ’9′.
is this some kind of new jinglish-lolspeak ?
No, youre just all kinds of crazy.
Yes, you are crazy – and lower-case ‘g’ does look like a 9 in most modern fonts! The main differences being height, and the fact that a ‘g’ has that gosh darned cute little horn… I would think if they were going to use LOL speak they would’ve just spelled it “B9 Grl”. That would’ve really left us all scratching our dusty little heads.
Crikey!
Does that “l” in girl, not look almost exactly practically just the same as a capital “i”?
What devilish font-frippery are they playing with here? =:o
Asian fonts. Whatevz.
Why does the title of this post sound like an emo song title to me…
I don’t know why.
It just makes me think; “Rhythm is a dancer”..
be·nign (bĭ-nīn’) Pronunciation Key
adj.
Of a kind and gentle disposition.
Showing gentleness and mildness. See Synonyms at kind.
Guess this means that Ken is Malignant Bastard
Pedobear’s prayer: “Be nine, girl.”
Olives. You all want them.
Don’t deny. Forget Cancer-Chick.
WE ALL WANT OLIVES.
I want olives.
I rest my case.
GET THE KID SOME OLIVES!
Who? What girl? Olives you said?
Oh Please, may I have some also?
Coming soon : her evil twin sister Malignant!
Please excuse my dumb comment.
I lacked olives when I posted.
LoL my little sister used to have a toy exactly like that!
P-chan
Watch out for her evil twin, Malignant girl!
My dad said the same thing!!!! OMG I totally had one of those two summers ago. Got it from the dollar store.
I want olives as well.. may I please have some olives?