Comments on: Sluggish http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:36:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mason http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-63537 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:37:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-63537 The G’s are exactly the same

]]> By: VBAadmin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-42668 Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:13:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-42668 THEY ARE SO SLOW AT PLEASEURE! I shall have to buy new ones!

]]> By: I_Am_Iron_Man http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-35794 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:59:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-35794 pwnt

]]> By: mockingpenguin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-22976 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:36:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-22976 NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!! LOOK AT BACKGROUND IS ON A WOODEN TABLE! the person bought it that way, is still fake :P

]]> By: Smartass http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-21395 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:46:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-21395 They’re pleasuring themselves! (Yes, I have a perverted mind.)

]]> By: KoopaStormTroopa http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-21386 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:58:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-21386 lolness!!!!!!!! great way to cheer up. all you have to do is come to see the comments.

]]> By: whatsobligated? http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-6014 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:12:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-6014 WOOOOO GIANT TEXT BOX!!
anyway, if you look closly, its a piece of paper on a wood desk, zoom in on it, youll see.
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]]> By: Fail http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-5147 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:52:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-5147 Fail FAIL.

]]> By: sdfasdfiou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-4950 Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:52:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-4950 say fail one more time

]]> By: orly? http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-4780 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:11:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-4780 my cat could have photoshopped this better. and i don’t even have a cat. xD

]]> By: jic http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-4583 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:22:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-4583 There probably are Spanish/French-language sites that do just that. But if we did it here, the joke would have to be explained to most of the readers. A joke explained is a joke failed.

]]> By: FtEustisHousingMaintenance http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-4326 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:43:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-4326 While you are considering who is slow, consider the Army has made a point that Military Housing should no longer place Deaf Child signs at resident request because somebody may be offended by the word Child….!?!

]]> By: DOOM http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-3135 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:53:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-3135 1000 points if you hit one,whether the sign is real or not

]]> By: fifibelle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2928 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:34:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2928 I do believe we’ve got a little bit of Brave New World going on here.

]]> By: Kevin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2927 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:49:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2927 Links it it didn’t happen.

]]> By: Kevin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2926 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:48:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2926 Links or it didn’t happen.

]]> By: Moonie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2881 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:29:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2881 was still funneh

]]> By: Fail Funnies http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2784 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:40:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2784 I hates sluggish kids who pleasure themselves and FAIL. What a lol pic ;>)

]]> By: Lolnathan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2783 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:40:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2783 I think the idea is that these are supposed to be funny because they were created in a good faith effort to get the sign/advertisement/whatever right, but failed miserably. If someone intentionally made it incorrect, or worse, it doesn’t actually exist outside of this site, it really doesn’t belong here.

Yes it’s funny, but it’s not Engrish, since it was made intentionally by some guy who is probably fluent in English.

]]> By: Tedward http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2722 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:41:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2722 Wouldn’t be too hard to believe? Are you kidding me?

]]> By: Kanchou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2702 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:04:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2702 After killing the panda, we’re going after the idiots who think no one should use their brains.

]]> By: mars http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2647 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:09:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2647 Well, that’s certainly not photoshopped.

]]> By: Absynth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2599 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:37:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2599 The highlight in the outer border has a specular bright spot at the top left corner. This is caused by a point light source. The Highlights on the text and image do no have a specular dot; this is the type of highlight used to produce an embossed or raised look with the Photoshop layer editor’s Bevel and Emboss tool. This type of highlight is produced from a directed ambient light source or distant or nearly parallel light source.

There is no possible way that the two highlights are on the same flat object.

]]> By: fatkidatheart http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2592 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:34:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2592 OPINION FAIL

]]> By: fatkidatheart http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2591 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:33:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2591 not only is it photoshopped, but BADLY.

]]> By: Emilio http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2587 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:09:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2587 I mean worth1000.com. 10 times the worth!

]]> By: Emilio http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2584 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:00:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2584 It is from a PhotoShop contest (Worth100.com), so I figure it’s probably PhotoShoped

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2580 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:36:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2580 Trying to be a smartass and instead just revealing your dorkulence:

FAIL

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2579 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:34:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2579 a-MEN, brotha!

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2578 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:33:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2578 Yep. Having a sense of humour fail. You FAIL, rober.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2577 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:32:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2577 I think someone is a little stressed out (or having pms, or both) and is taking it out on his/her fellow posters.

drwEW… Are you ok? Do you need some hot dogs and a blanket??

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2576 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:29:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2576 Thank you, Captain Obvious.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2575 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:28:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2575 Oh, come on.

]]> By: Scary dream http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2569 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:14:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2569 I pondered the same thing!

]]> By: Ugh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2563 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:31:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2563 .
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WHO THE FRIG CARES IF IT’S PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT?!?!
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. You people need to get a life! JUST LOOK AT THE PHOTO AND LAUGH, ALREADY!

]]> By: CTrax http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2561 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:14:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2561 It’s not photoshopped. I saw it at your mom’s house!

]]> By: Passion.Fruit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2558 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:42:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2558 OH MY.

0_o

]]> By: nightlyeclipse http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2553 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:03:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2553 Who cares if she links it or not. Doesn’t that look JUST like something you’d find at Spencer’s; whether it’s really sold there or not?
You guys are taking all the fun out of this joke.

]]> By: Anneliese http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2551 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:47:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2551 I think it is supposed to be a translation of the “SLOW – Children Playing” sign. I always thought that sign was very awkward as well. If anyone called MY child “slow” I would be angry! LOL

]]> By: rober http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2550 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:46:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2550 how is it funny?
its dumb.
Having a sense of humor, FAIL.

]]> By: jinx http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2544 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:56:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2544 Hypocrite Fail.. or Win?

]]> By: jinx http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2542 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:53:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2542 The way it’s pixelated, if you look around the picture of the child, it kind of looks like there is a box, especially under “Sluggish.” Also signs like that are typically metal, and would either be punch typed, making the letter stand out and have a shadow behind them, or sealed on, making it smooth. The words here look 3-d(ish) but not in a realistic way, more in a sad attempt to make your font look cool kind of way.

That’s just my opinion…

]]> By: rissa http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2523 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:59:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2523 haha. I don’t think the pics on this site are as funny as the stuff u guys comment xD I always come here to get a laugh

]]> By: jenovaii http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2521 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:44:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2521 It’s from worth1000.com. Probably most of these pics are gonna be. They have several “Engrish” contest galleries.

]]> By: Scary dream http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2520 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:09:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2520 And you’re less annoying by copying and pasting “FAIL” over and over again?

Common sense FAIL.

]]> By: David Hayter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2519 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:09:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2519 hehehe… this is funny, real or fake I’d buy it

]]> By: Grrr Power http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2517 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:59:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2517 That was my opinion.
That was not an expression of the depths of my knowledge.

Simple interpretation FAIL.

]]> By: Ryan Russell http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2516 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:52:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2516 I still want one. No, Mike is right, I want 50 and to post them all over my neighbourhood

]]> By: Ashley http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2513 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:11:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2513 Also who the hell cares if its fake? Its funny.

]]> By: Ashley http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/09/engrish-sluggish/comment-page-1/#comment-2512 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:11:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=986#comment-2512 Ok, I think that sign just won the “Funniest Engrish. Ever. Award” xD

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