Comments on: For Your Safety http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-69668 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:54:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-69668 Or others.

]]> By: Bigger than wee Jock but smaller than medium-sized jock jock http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-69556 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:18:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-69556 Rule 6 needs correcting. Rule 6 is ALWAYS : There is NO rule 6!

]]> By: Bigger than wee Jock but smaller than medium-sized jock jock http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-69555 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:15:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-69555 I would have thought that would make going to the loo a little difficult.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-69325 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:35:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-69325 You might hurt yourself!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-69324 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:34:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-69324 Do not up and down frequently.

]]> By: Batman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-16232 Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:56:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-16232 ???

]]> By: Sticky Note http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-15224 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:26:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-15224 Oh great, there’s a rule for up and down too? Now I have to break that one.

]]> By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man) http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-14606 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:25:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-14606 Well, if rule 4 is broken, rule 3 automatically activates itself. So in a sense they don’t contradict eachother ;-P

]]> By: Alex http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-14128 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:27:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-14128 … Otherwise known as gravity!

]]> By: ad hoc http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-13259 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:37:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-13259 it’s just been taken out of context i’d say.

]]> By: Ben http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-11856 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:35:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-11856 When i first saw it, i thought of it in a dirty way o-o

]]> By: Deborah http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-4888 Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:49:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-4888 …Does that mean we have to obey the laws od gravity?

]]> By: honeylicious13 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-3137 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:07:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-3137 I love it, expecially when rules 3 and 4 directly contradict each other

]]> By: drwEW http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2503 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:47:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2503 UP AND DOWN CLUB?

]]> By: drwEW http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2502 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:46:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2502 IF U DONT WANT TO SWALLOW BODY FLUIDS JUST TAKE IT IN UR EYE

]]> By: Nikkipie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2394 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:09:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2394 Lol, all I could think after reading that was “Oompa loompa….” XD

]]> By: That One Guy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2367 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:35:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2367 Rules are made to be broken.

]]> By: LightDisciple http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2362 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:57:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2362 Observe gravity as a rule… got it.

]]> By: tinascratch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2344 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:03:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2344 Sorry it took so long for me to come back. I fell asleep afterwards.

]]> By: Kanchou http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2342 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:50:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2342 It’s China.

]]> By: David Hayter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2336 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:31:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2336 I think we should elect a teacher for this safety lesson

]]> By: Jamieteevee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2334 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:25:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2334 iz difference between coming and going.

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2322 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:59:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2322 naturally. :D

]]> By: sbd http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2316 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:48:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2316 Great minds think alike! My favorite, of course, is back and forth :)

]]> By: sbd http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2314 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:46:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2314 I think you folks are talking about the In and Out rule. If all you know about is up and down, then you need to get more creative…

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2313 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:46:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2313 I think I love you. :D win

]]> By: Pretentious White Girl http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2312 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:45:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2312 What about the rule of side-to-side?

And let’s not forget in and out.

]]> By: Anneliese http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2308 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:24:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2308 Well… you should always wear a condom.. oral is no better than any other orifice. Bodily fluid is bodily fluid, no?

]]> By: K2M http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2305 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:53:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2305 There is no need for condoms in oral texts.

]]> By: j1n http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2303 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:32:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2303 hahaha

]]> By: Heather http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2301 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:08:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2301 Rule 1: You do not talk about Up and Down Club.
Rule 2: You do not talk about Up and Down Club.
Rule 3: If someone goes up or down, the fight is over.
Rule 4: Only one person goes up and down.
Rule 5: Only up or down at one time.
Rule 6: No sideways, no diagonal.
Rule 7: Up and down will go on as long as it has to.
Rule 8: If this is your first time in Japan, you have to go up and down.

]]> By: Anneliese http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2300 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:21:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2300 I think that the rule of going up and down is: Wear a condom….

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2298 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:15:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2298 Is this instructions on a trampoline? Is it on … an elevator? A mountain? If it is a mountain, … forget that! I’m going up and never coming down. You can’t bring me down, man!

]]> By: Dani http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2297 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:02:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2297 Aside from the fact that Gravity is a law, not a rule, I’m compelled to agree that we should observe it for our own safety.

]]> By: K2M http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2294 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:11:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2294 My comment goes down. On your comment. Yeah, Tina and I are now textually active.

]]> By: tinascratch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2293 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:10:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2293 My comment goes up and down.

]]> By: Koesper http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2292 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:09:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2292 But your comment is ignoring the first rule

]]> By: Eep http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-for-your-safety/comment-page-1/#comment-2291 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:02:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=895#comment-2291 My comment, is first to glory

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