Comments on: World’s Most Ambivalent…Elevator?

By: Gwen H

Gwen H — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:09:26 +0000

I was just wondering what to do when I get in this elevator? Hit 357? Where will that take me? And where will ASS take me?

By: Brigid

Brigid — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:44:48 +0000

Maybe it stands for something…
…..wow….. fail.

By: mockingpenguin

mockingpenguin — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:32:30 +0000

HALF ASS! lol

By: boo_bug007

boo_bug007 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:24:50 +0000

I concur with x-bert.

O’Madness=insult FAIL
also:
O’Madness=full-a$$ed retard who makes not sense of insult tried.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:57:20 +0000

Hey, moron…
1) Posting to a thread that’s almost 2 weeks old – FAIL
2) All the LOL sites have a ‘filter’ on them, and.. you may have noticed… most times if there’s a curse in your post, it takes longer before it actually appears on the page – at times MUCH longer. So, many censor themselves so they can get their comments to show up immediately.
..
To summarize – You FAIL.

By: Roy O'Madness

Roy O'Madness — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:41:53 +0000

Stop with the $ sign, there’s no need to censor. It’s not like your mom is a half-assed retard mom and monitors everything you say and do on your computer.

Which she probably is.

By: PT

PT — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:35:12 +0000

actually its a machine that sells train tickets…
the A$$ button is for a 30 day “A$$inatura” (signature)
the 357 its for 3 day, 5 day and 7 day…

i guess i can say that i buy a$$ every month

By: whatismyname

whatismyname — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:04:15 +0000

6*7=hmmm…
lets see, 6*1=6, sooooo…..
6*7=6666666

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:44:34 +0000

How many roads must a man walk down? No, not that one.

Hate to give it away but it’s really:

What’s six times seven?

By: honeylicious13

honeylicious13 — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:16:30 +0000

but what was the question?

By: Emar

Emar — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:50:23 +0000

I was just thinking the same. I wonder how bad quarter-assed would be?

By: kris

kris — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:00:10 +0000

If you are 1/2 assed you cannot turn the other cheek.

By: random comment 2

random comment 2 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:57:42 +0000

HAHA

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:07:55 +0000

*disappoint. Hoisted on my own spelling fail, alas. :/

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:07:11 +0000

Cool. Thanx for the not an elevator tip. As for the 1/2 ticket and the Assinatura, whatever. Doesn’t change that it looks damn funny.

Also, if you’re bothering to “dissapoint” everybody, chances are you’re not sorry. A word of caution, voices of reason are not well appreciated here.

And I’m looking at this in a library, so SHHH! There’s no need to yell!

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:03:14 +0000

I’m the Don’t-do-things-that-could-harm-your-inner-ear Badger!

…

Bye!

By: random comment

random comment — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:44:23 +0000

I’m so sorry, but your keyboard is broken… to fix it, please press the Caps Lock key, then turn off your computer and take some time enjoying the outside world.

By: Irina

Irina — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:26:35 +0000

I’M SO SORRY FOR DISAPOINTING EVERYBODY, BUT THIS IS NOT ELEVATOR BUTTONS. THIS AN AUTOMATED TICKET MACHINE FOR TRAIN TICKETS IN PORTUGAL, THAT’S WHY IT HAS WEIRD NUMBERS AND WORDING.
IT MEANS 1/2 TICKET (FOR CHILDREN)
AND ASS. IS A SHORT VERSION OF “ASSINATURA” WHICH REFERS TO A MONTHLY CARD FOR TRAIN.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:45:27 +0000

THANK GOD THE PANDA TOLD ME WHAT WAS FUNNY!

By: Something evil

Something evil — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:54:46 +0000

If that’s so, it begs asking: who would want a train ticket to someone’s ass? Is the ass at least buyer-sellectable? Because if it is, these people must be making a fortune!

By: Devil

Devil — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:35:40 +0000

Actually it’s from one of many Portuguese train ticket offices, and the 1/2 and 1/4 stand for the discounts some people can have on the ticket: paying only half of it, or a quarter.

Sadly, ASS stands for Assinatura, which is a kind of pass. Normally a month pass or a 30 day pass.

By: Fuzzeh

Fuzzeh — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:59:22 +0000

I’m guessing it’s a switchboard phone, like the ones receptionists have.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:22:19 +0000

Oh, stop complaining about people complaining.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:21:36 +0000

Er… no they don’t. They look like inserts in cutouts in an aluminum or steel plate.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:16:33 +0000

Yes. Dry the panda!

By: Kebabs

Kebabs — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:03:15 +0000

No, we found out the Ultimate answer to life, the universe
AND everything.

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:28:28 +0000

Is it ass squared or to the second power? 1/2 ass to the second power would equal 1? (I never took calculus and barely passed algebra. That’s why I’m not an accountant making some decent money!)

By: random comment

random comment — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:55:24 +0000

buildings*

By: random comment

random comment — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:54:29 +0000

Actually, I think eet would be quite half-assed…

By: Colldood

Colldood — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:05:23 +0000

Holy sh*t, we just found out the answer to everything

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:47:39 +0000

Hear hear!
I’m getting a little tired of people complaining about mistranslation nuances, panda icons, fonts, and whatever else.
Like Amanda says…. laugh, then move on.
…or go create something of your own, elsewhere.

By: amanda

amanda — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:45:42 +0000

i don’t see why everyone feels the need to hate on the panda (which was done by the creator of the website).. laugh at the picture, then move on. by the way it’s neither an elevator nor “tiles on a table”. it is a machine to buy tickets for a train.

By: B3llit0

B3llit0 — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:22:41 +0000

I will be more than willing to stop giving 1-votes to these on two conditions:

1) Redesign the thing to not look like a 5-year-old in a Halloween costume that just wet his pants and knows he’s done a bad thing.
2) Put it only on the pictures that REALLY need it. This does not need it, nor did the “place that touches dogs” or any of the others in which it appears.

Until then, vote “no” on these pictures when they’re in the voting queue, and give them ratings of 1 when they make it through. It’s got to go.

By: chez

chez — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:21:35 +0000

maybe you spent too much time thinking of asses. 1/2 the class in fact.

By: looniebin

looniebin — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:12:40 +0000

If “357″ was “337,” it’d be double awesome.

By: Erik

Erik — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:25:33 +0000

These look like small wooden tiles that somebody arranged on a table to look like a messed up elevator. Engrish isn’t as funny when you make it yourself.

By: Kit

Kit — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:08:20 +0000

It my math serves my right, it must equal π. Or perhaps the circumference of ass… squared.
Ya know, I just remembered that I failed out of calculus.

By: munch

munch — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:09:01 +0000

No.

By: Lily

Lily — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:48:38 +0000

Hut Hut Hike

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:35:44 +0000

If 357 = 1, and ASS = 1/2, what does 1/4 equal??? Hmmm, going to my happy place to ponder this conundrum.

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:33:30 +0000

I don’t want to ask Mr. Hat! (Kyle)

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:31:05 +0000

Reminds me of “Being John Malkovich.” Maybe it’s aliens!

By: Dork

Dork — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:17:50 +0000

What’s this? Why is the picture here? I can’t see any engrish in this, I can’t see anything wrong with this. It looks perfectly normal to me – oh, what’s that, Mr. Pointing Panda?… Oh, I can see the funny part of the picture now! Yay! Thanks, Pandaman, I’m finally able to see the humour in these pictures!! Woohoo!

Okay, on some pictures with small / a lot of text, MAYBE have the panda to point it out so we don’t have to read dozens and dozens of lines, but do we really need him on pictures like this?

Meh, I guess there’s not a lot we can do, I’m not up for the vote-1 crusade that seems to be brewing.

By: Kris

Kris — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:51:37 +0000

too*

By: Kris

Kris — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:51:04 +0000

I can’t say I’ve been to many building that number their floors that way either.

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:40:04 +0000

Every time the Panda appears the pic gets a 1.
Until he’s gone!

Everybody with me?

By: TiaLove

TiaLove — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:35:54 +0000

Its the sexual harrassment… Panda! (sexual harrassment makes me a saaad panda!)

By: adskfjö

adskfjö — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:22:44 +0000

By: J3K

J3K — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:10:53 +0000

i was just thinking the same ½assthing

By: rober

rober — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:05:22 +0000