Comments on: Harry Potter And The Accurate Synopsis

By: Harry Potter Book 7

Harry Potter Book 7 — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:23:15 +0000

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By: raulen

raulen — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:27:31 +0000

FAIRL!

By: Darkrun9999

Darkrun9999 — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:51:04 +0000

ANIMAL FARM

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:48:42 +0000

Yes, that’s where Voldermort gets the oil to slick back his hair. He needs a lot of it you see.

By: tolong kita

tolong kita — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:17:34 +0000

copy-paste fail…

By: hahaha

hahaha — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:59:17 +0000

that’s some perfect English!

By: Tony Millionaire

Tony Millionaire — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:06:24 +0000

Yeah, minus the mega-hit part.

By: Jesuit Darnier

Jesuit Darnier — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:06:06 +0000

I’d watch that.

By: Jesuit Darnier

Jesuit Darnier — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:59:26 +0000

The Panda is actually a Death Eater in full Stupid Panda costume . Check out the skull face.

By: Dreamkatch

Dreamkatch — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:30:39 +0000

That movie came out at the same time as Jarhead….and that would make sense for the description of Jarhead. I wonder if Jarhead was a magical adventure with teenage wizards?!

By: Ms. Valit

Ms. Valit — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:55:12 +0000

yes, because Cheney is actually real and Voldemort is not.

By: Ancurio

Ancurio — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:09:09 +0000

actually it says “。。, his old enemy Voldemort finally appears!”

By: ThyGoblinking

ThyGoblinking — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:44:31 +0000

This made me laugh. You win sir.

By: Coco

Coco — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:30:49 +0000

“Mega-hit fantasy” actually sounds rather accurate of Bush’s foreign policy…

By: jinx

jinx — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:54:07 +0000

Mmmmm… pot brownies and pancakes >_<

By: kris

kris — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:12:01 +0000

IMHO the description fits to “Kingdom”

By: Hilary

Hilary — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:49:37 +0000

So that’s why Bush invaded Iraq: so he could see Harry in person!!! NOT.

By: B3llit0

B3llit0 — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:59:07 +0000

Rated 1 for the panda– needs to go.

I read the “Mega-hit fantasy” part as well, didn’t bother reading the rest. I might try later.

By: kyle

kyle — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:52:32 +0000

Harry Potter and the Goblet of FAIL

By: Kit

Kit — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:10:31 +0000

I too, would like to roll on the ground vomiting. Thanks for putting that disturbing image out. May I have brain bleach now?

By: krimz

krimz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:49:31 +0000

They didn’t stick to the books as much this time did they?

By: fuxxed

fuxxed — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:42:16 +0000

10 point!

By: fuxxed

fuxxed — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:40:38 +0000

9 points

By: Fewdoor

Fewdoor — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:57:26 +0000

The goblet of Fire? Isn’t that some sort of alcoholic drink?

By: MaxwellEdison

MaxwellEdison — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:47:52 +0000

Soooo glad I skipped seeing this one.
I’ve stumbled into too many fanfics on the internet where Voldemort ‘shafted’ Harry. It doesn’t end in happiness, unless happiness tastes like vomit and tears.

By: MaxwellEdison

MaxwellEdison — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:45:13 +0000

4 LEGS GOOD!
2 LEGS BAAAAAAAD!

By: Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:29:06 +0000

Hitler and the Nazis yes I noticed that. but Nazi Germany is not an “event happening.” It happened over 60 years ago. Past tense. ^,^

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:36:10 +0000

No, just Dumbledore Acceptance.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:34:44 +0000

Indeed my good sir. Indeed.

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:47:15 +0000

New hit film in Japan: Syriana! George Clooney stars once again as teenage wizard Harry Potter as he enters his fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

By: cb

cb — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:28:07 +0000

I third the suggestion of losing the panda.

By: Ronald Weezer

Ronald Weezer — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:34:26 +0000

And to think I used to believe goblet of fire was about homosexuality acceptance

By: Kit

Kit — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:27:22 +0000

Then I point a finger at a disgruntled translator. And now I suspect that there are movies out there like rated R movies with happy fun G rated descriptions.

Or worse yet ‘Alive’ with the description of ‘Cooking show with unique recipes!’.

By: non-hat-wearing pope

non-hat-wearing pope — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:05:58 +0000

“Cathy” is unfunny, and not in the way that makes it hilarious to exploit her unfunniness

also, the pandas are stupid. the big ones that don’t have sex. those pandas.

By: Destiny

Destiny — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:22:15 +0000

O rly? Did we read the same books? Did you not comprehend the subtle comparison of the Voldemort and the Death Eaters to Hitler and the Nazis? If that’s not some sort of political discourse then I don’t know what is. I’m not saying that Harry Potter is a groundbreaking political metaphor, but there are shreds of it in there if you know where to look.

By: California Dave

California Dave — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:59:35 +0000

Next movie:

Wanting something different, our heroes spurn the usual repast in the Great Hall and send out for Papa Johns in…

…Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza!

By: j1n

j1n — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:32:44 +0000

Agreed. Lose the pointing panda.

By: Donnie Mac

Donnie Mac — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:25:05 +0000

You guys didn’t know? Voldemort represented big oil, Harry Potter represented the working man who always gets shafted by the oil companies, and it seems neither one can live without the other.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:44:42 +0000

Can’t be bothered to translate it all (and in any case it’s too low-res to read the Kanji easily), but the Katakana bits say “Megahit fantasy”, “Harry”, and “Voldemort”, so draw your own conclusions.

By: adskfjö

adskfjö — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:42:48 +0000

full ack

By: K2M

K2M — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:03:55 +0000

Caution! Spoilers! Or oilers.

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:47:47 +0000

The panda was the instigator of the political unrest throughout the film

By: James

James — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:40:15 +0000

Please leave out those pandas from the images, it’s like explaining the punchline of a joke; not funny.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:34:03 +0000

Fifth!

lolwut? I dont think JK Rowling has that much creativity to mask a political discourse into her stories… as well written as they are. I just dont see it.

By: Mr Tenth

Mr Tenth — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:24:54 +0000

I watched Harry Potter, and I do remember the subtle undertones throughout of Middle Eastern Oil and politics

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:13:33 +0000

Someone is going to be REALLY disappointed walking out of that theater.

By: motor

motor — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:09:34 +0000

cliff notes FAIL

By: Kit

Kit — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:08:41 +0000

I don’t know enough japanese to actually read what that is saying, but I think someone got confused and mixed up two movie descriptions. Somewhere out there, there is a political movie about te oil rich Middle East that claims is about wizards.