Comments on: Vegetarian’s Diary, Day 1 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Random http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-71244 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:39:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-71244 Seriously, I’m Chinese, and 干 just means dry/dried, 菜 means vegatable(s),粮 means grain, 薯 means potato, and -制品 basically means a product made from something indicated by -. So, when you understand Chinese, it gets much funnier.

]]> By: Cheshire http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-67866 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:05:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-67866 I like cheese!

]]> By: laconejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-51261 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:30:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-51261 Call me old fashioned, but I am not into having sex with food. I prefer to do it with my husband.

]]> By: hblahh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-29482 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:04:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-29482 I’d see why. Produce is always so darn expensive nowadays… but that’s sexual harassment.

Don’t sexually harass the veggies, it’s not nice!

]]> By: dj http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-23989 Mon, 16 Mar 2009 07:16:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-23989 Same, I feel the same way.

]]> By: Mr. Terrible http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-11473 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:06:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-11473 the fruit ones

]]> By: Mr. Terrible http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-11472 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:05:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-11472 conrbrator reference FAIL

]]> By: Mr. Terrible http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-11471 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:04:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-11471 right…. :S

]]> By: Kitty http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1864 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:35:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1864 HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!!!!!?

]]> By: Ouch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1586 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:46:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1586 No

]]> By: Daweefolk http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1547 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:06:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1547 as am i, although i don’t know what i taste LIKE

]]> By: Daweefolk http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1546 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:04:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1546 i did it too. in the computer lab on campus.

]]> By: nightlyeclipse http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1518 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:32:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1518 Don’t worry Burnt Toast, I was crazy enough to do it too.

]]> By: Mortus_Kade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1459 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:57:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1459 Good God… I’m a murderer. A tasty, tasty murderer…

]]> By: DunkTheBiscuit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1455 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:50:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1455 Ooops, my mistake! Trees are animals…

(Dendro- is from the Greek for tree… :) )

]]> By: MitchMotors http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1447 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:55:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1447 You’ll find dried veggies in almost every instant noodle meal. Just had one at work since it’s quick and I was too lazy/busy to get myself something from the cafeteria.

]]> By: Whatthe-?! http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1439 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:54:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1439 Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder.

]]> By: Whatthe-?! http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1437 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:49:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1437 I really can’t see it. Is it sad that I am actually kinda happy about that?

And how would you know what it looks like?!

]]> By: sam http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1432 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:36:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1432 http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005195.html

]]> By: deedle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1430 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:57:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1430 I’m pretty sure they aren’t barking and trees aren’t vegetables…

]]> By: tracylee http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1418 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:26:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1418 As a Vegetable Rights Activist (don’t kill ‘em for me, I won’t eat them) I appreciate the sentiment, and the caption gave me lolz

]]> By: Something evil http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1414 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:33:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1414 never mind. got the bloody enigma solved thanks to Mr. J. Really sucks to have to translate a logogram based language into an alphabetical one.

]]> By: DunkTheBiscuit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1407 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1407 They’re barking up the wrong tree, however…

]]> By: punkin http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1405 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:02:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1405 Imagine a venus flytrap? ouch

]]> By: Arbiter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1402 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:33:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1402 worst cornbrator refrence ever…

]]> By: ethana2 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1401 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:28:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1401 O.O

]]> By: Something evil http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1400 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1400 Next are house and office plants! Though a rose bush might be a bit daunting…

]]> By: burnt toast http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1399 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:06:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1399 OMG I can’t believe I actually tilted my head trying to see that!

]]> By: PT http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1398 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:59:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1398 First the fruit, now the veggies. :[

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1389 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:50:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1389 Now dried fruit is understandable. Dried veggies? That’s disgusting. And screwing them is like some sort of evil-twin universe version of American Pie…. but with a Pumpkin pie. Ew.

]]> By: david http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1388 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:40:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1388 Looks like a fake.

]]> By: munch http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1386 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:35:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1386 No — everyone’s doin’ the vegetables.

]]> By: Mike http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1379 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:19:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1379 Apparently, 干 is a modifier that suggests the item is “dried”, in relation to food and clothes. Why it got translated as it did is WAY beyond me.

]]> By: Catbroad http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1376 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:08:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1376 Wrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Cheshire http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/29/engrish-vegetarians-diary-day-1/comment-page-1/#comment-1374 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:03:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=645#comment-1374 Didn’t we already have a corn vibrator?

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