Comments on: All The Love

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:25:10 +0000

I’m picturing a chatroom ,a japanese guy asking (in japanese)”does anyone have a good idea what i could print on this girly shirts?”Someone answered in english…

By: ihaz2cutegoggies

ihaz2cutegoggies — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:58:07 +0000

if that shirt didn’t have some nonsense phrase on it, i actually think that would be a pretty shirt

By: ThyGoblinking

ThyGoblinking — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:36:36 +0000

Thank you for the gift of WOW lord.

By: ThyGoblinking

ThyGoblinking — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:33:34 +0000

*fail to find proof of it anywhere.

I apologize for my previous garbled mess.

By: ThyGoblinking

ThyGoblinking — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:31:50 +0000

I’m pretty sure Dr. Emmet Brown used it at least once, although i fail to find any proof anywhere.

By: Marxz

Marxz — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:06:14 +0000

this isn’t even mild compared to some of the shirts you see in Japan.. I mean last time I was there I walk past a shop fitter working in the main arcade in Kyoto who had a shirt that said on the back “are you the kind of girl who’d let the kind of guy like me do you up the a**” (with out the replacement apostrophes)… OK I had to walk past him like a half dozen times to read the tiny print but yeh that’s what it said

oh and a girl with “if you think I’m cute you should see me in my birthday suit” (at least that rhymed), behind her was a very elderly lady wearing a “sex pistols” tshirt

and a shop in Nara cal’ed “Be f**kin cool” (again with out the replacement apostrophes)

By: maxwell

maxwell — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:18:23 +0000

i sit corrected.

By: Marsoli

Marsoli — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:19:34 +0000

Actually it was used in a weird al song on Poodle Ht called Genius in France…

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:59:31 +0000

I know for a fact that one of the academic team’s shirts from my high school (back in the day, lol) had Japanese characters on it that translated to “the lighthouse toilet is too expensive” because that was all the guy who designed it could remember characters for.

Why he could remember the characters for THAT phrase is totally beyond comprehension.

By: Gizmo42

Gizmo42 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:51:56 +0000

I’m surprised people that are used to reading poorly written replies on blogs haven’t figured out it’s actually 2 sentences. The just forgot punctuation and capitalizing the first word of the second sentence. It actually says…

I’m not a smug twat!
All the love.

“All the love” will become the new “peace out”.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:46:41 +0000

I’m with you, I thought the t-shirt made more sense.

By: Nipcones

Nipcones — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:45:58 +0000

The shirts on this site are my favorite. They always have the most stupid, inane ramblings printed on them.

You’d think that they would have enough sense to hire someone who actually speaks english to design the shirts, rather than Google Translate.

By: maxwell

maxwell — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:30:37 +0000

i believe the most recent use of the phrase was in “don’t eat the yellow snow/nannook rubs it” by frank zappa. although, it wasn’t all that recent.

By: Leah

Leah — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:21:36 +0000

Yeah, no T9 dictionary to correct your spelling or predict your thoughts for you. I still don’t understand it today. ::shrugs::

By: Arbiter

Arbiter — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:14:55 +0000

ummm, you forgot the *beep beep beep* and the resulting explosion…

I fix: *beep beep beep* WTF? *KABOOM!!!*

By: evilkails

evilkails — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:57:52 +0000

I think it’s supposed to say “I’m not smug to want all the love” but even that is a crappy catch phrase

By: Puffy

Puffy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:28:32 +0000

I doughnut dount that.

By: Roleplaying God

Roleplaying God — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:59:34 +0000

WTF?

By: Dannie

Dannie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:14:05 +0000

Clearly he meant doughnut. I bet he doughnuts things all the time!

By: sarbez

sarbez — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:51:52 +0000

i think he meant dounut. you know, like when you dounut something…

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:21:27 +0000

Using a geezerism on the net WIN!!

By: joanne

joanne — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:43:52 +0000

i just love how it’s ribboned and has hearts and stars and things. so innocent. XD

By: Arbiter

Arbiter — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:11:29 +0000

yeah, I agree

By: Chacha

Chacha — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:59:55 +0000

My dad is still convinced that most really sad Engrish is always the fault of some quietly snickering translator who advises improperly on purpose. I’m not sure. It would certainly explain the prevalence of stuff like this.

By: Chacha

Chacha — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:58:56 +0000

Now THAT’S a shirt I’d buy the hell out of.

By: chole

chole — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:57:14 +0000

I bet it would be funny to walk around in japan and see what all the shirts in english mean xD

By: Jus'mee

Jus'mee — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:55:25 +0000

I was in Japan for a while when I was in college and the laughs we were able to get from *interesting* engrish-isms on shopping bags and t-shirts never seemed to end. Unfortunately, the only one I can really remember (since you can get ANYTHING that’s legal from vending machines over there) was something about “Happy family elephant car shares shopping”. That elephant was on a lot of shopping bags and evidently had quite a social life.

By: Phizzle

Phizzle — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:54:12 +0000

I wouldn’t dount it either.

By: Jus'mee

Jus'mee — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:51:23 +0000

I wouldn’t dount it at all. If I was gutsy enough to get a tattoo, I have a kanji book from an old college course that I could at least research the symbol with!

By: Jus'mee

Jus'mee — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:49:05 +0000

I understood the message above, but sadly, that’s what happens to the language from too much texting and lolspeaking.
Not that they aren’t both amusing in a sad, deficient sort of way…

By: Kate Gladstone

Kate Gladstone — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:16:21 +0000

… brought to yours by greatest new videofied educationary series: “Ret’s Rearn Ingrish!”

By: Leah

Leah — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:18:44 +0000

You understood that…?

By: bobby

bobby — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:10:22 +0000

It’s the Opposite Day shirt! I’ve always noticed that people that wear clothes that say “Sexy” are far from sexy. Maybe this is the same!

By: Shaboodi

Shaboodi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:39:24 +0000

No! Word is “smug” not “SNUG.” Please to read the carefully.

By: jen

jen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:28:00 +0000

RICE CAKE!

By: jen

jen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:27:27 +0000

Great Googily-Moogily!

By: catgirl

catgirl — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:26:16 +0000

I think it’s supposed to mean something like:
“I’m not a stuck-up girl (or b*tch) so I like everyone”

By: Alicia

Alicia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:58:16 +0000

Reminds me of “Reggae hairstyle ROCK N ROLL”

By: Anneliese

Anneliese — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:29:01 +0000

Exactly what I was thinking… I can’t even guess with this one. I was like… WTF? It’s probably funny, if you get it……

By: Brittani

Brittani — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:21:52 +0000

What were they even trying to say?

By: pavlov

pavlov — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:16:15 +0000

Let me guess. That’s a japanese t-shirt, right?

By: BAKON!

BAKON! — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:02:44 +0000

whats sad is there seems to be a whole rack of those shirts