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Welcom Turist


Engrish photo of a sign that says spik inglish

WELCOM TURIST
WE SPIK INGLISH

Engrish Photo By: Brian H

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  1. Dan2025 says:

    The wheelchair staircase doesn’t seem very safe.

  2. Matthew says:

    Throw yoare Handicripples down stares here.

  3. Bobby says:

    Wow, 2 Engrish fails in one picture!

  4. daisy4given says:

    Racists!

  5. Esme says:

    I’m rather confused by the up arrow. You may walk down (or roll your handicapped friends down) the stairs, but to go up: YOU MUST FLY

  6. Svai says:

    it only says they speak it… not that they can write in english too… that’d be way too hard for them.(whoever they are)

  7. Cream says:

    Go up to go down the stairs, watch out for handicaps coming from the other direction!

  8. random comment says:

    You can’t see it, but below that sign, there’s one that says ‘There be crocodiles here’…

  9. Johnny-the-7 says:

    also, wii wood like to pray

  10. JAckass says:

    Sign interpretation no. 2

    Up ahead, normal person vs. cripple in a stairwell deathmatch!

  11. Karen says:

    But u no rite it gudly. ;-)

  12. スロ says:

    Just… no words! 5 domo-kuns!!

  13. Karmillina says:

    Looks like a lolcat’s deed XD

  14. Fence Walker says:

    Let’s hope there isn’t a crocodile at the bottom of the staircase…
    For the handicapped’s sake.

  15. Nichole says:

    this sign literally made me LOL

  16. grumpazoid says:

    Wow! They must be able to speak it, because they spell it as well as American high schoolers!

  17. Arbiter says:

    The handicapped part, is that a stairway to heaven or an escalator to hell?

  18. sfs says:

    To get a wheelchair up the stairs, you have to pull it backwards (so that the largest wheels are climbing the steps). It is decidedly not recommended if you care at all about the person in the chair, but it can be done.

    @Arbiter: Probably the stairway to hell, at least for the rider.

  19. ORLY says:

    What is this? The sign at the Lolcatonia airplane terminal? They have it in for us hoomans XD

  20. Dorr says:

    Wheelchair ramp fail!

  21. Turist the Reaper says:

    Trembel, fleteing murtals. Turist haas cum fore yuo! Spik yor Inglish, ande despare. Kekekekeke…!!

  22. Twith? says:

    I speek a da inglish! Note to Self: Remember to laugh

  23. kayleepuppy says:

    Bloody Brilliant! I need a t-shirt that says that.

  24. randomman says:

    Anyone know who Turist Omar is? imdb that shizzle, cuz yeah, as funny as the moonwalker vs. cripple Downstairs Deathmatch is, the fact that they essentially laid out the rade karpit for a ’70′s era Turkish movie/TV parodist makes it all the funnier to me for some reason.
    Shoot me, I’m a nerd.

  25. ThyGoblinking says:

    I’ve never laughed so hard at a handicapped persons misfortune before. Laughed? Yes, and heartily…but never so hard.

  26. becca says:

    this is fake.

  27. tommasz says:

    As unhappy as the guy in the wheelchair must be, the guy walking down the stairs doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it, either.

  28. loler12 says:

    I am loling just seeing the replies this pic is getting!

  29. CJ Tha Kid says:

    holy crap this is awesome and racist

    i really gotta try walking backwards up stairs…

    |the kid|

  30. Yoshimad123 says:

    We no spik inglish, we spik lolcat.

  31. Duskull mistress says:

    O RLY!?

  32. madcowyup says:

    Apparently, they were lying.

  33. N says:

    it said they spoke it, it never said anything about writing

  34. wtfwhoknows says:

    the wheelchair staircase thing should have been a clear indication that speaking is as far as they’ve come.

  35. ihaz2cutegoggies says:

    obviously it’s fake. no one’s that stupid

  36. mockingpenguin says:

    orly?

  37. Azula says:

    it must be poland ;p

  38. hblahh says:

    … and obviously not very good english!

  39. Blood says:

    Orlly?

  40. tolong kita says:

    double fail.

  41. laconejita says:

    I am glad they spik inglish. We are going to understand each other just fine.

  42. Missy says:

    LOL epic language FAIL. X3

  43. SpikInglish? says:

    Sure you do…

  44. Someone says:

    LOL. 3 fails in one pic!

  45. David says:

    I believe that this is actually in Bahasa. It probably is not supposed to be English.

  46. Jam says:

    It was ALL a failure. They apparently suck at Inglish and there was a random handicap going down stairs.

  47. Deanna says:

    Hahaha, you speak English? Why don’t I believe you? lol
    And what about the wheelchair-staircase??? Is that Inglish too?


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