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Notice to Tourists
1. Please do not Enjoy the views While walking!
2. Smoking is prohibited on the way!
3. Don’t flirt monkeys by feeding.
4. Be cautious in thunderstorm.
5. Mind your steps in rain and snow.
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Do not enjoy the views? Is that another typo? So, what do we do? Look at our feet the whole time?
Yeah…I’m more concerned about that than the monkey issue.
Yeah, I agree with Belle on this one…don’t care about monkeys, but take away my view, and bad things will happen
Ditto… this is a terrible tourist attraction! You can’t flirt with monkeys or enjoy the view, what the hell else is there to do?! Fail.
Don’t worry Jinx, monkeys can still flirt with you.
In Soviet China, monkeys flirt with you!
No, you can enjoy the view, you just have to be standing still.
What if I’m not standing still while enjoying it? Will the tourist police come an get me? Will I be flirted with by monkeys? I should warn them, I really like to enjoy the damn view where ever I’m at.
Apparently running and/or skipping aren’t specifically banned.
I didn’t enjoy the view while walking…
You don’t have to look at your feet. You can look at the view, but must not enjoy it.
no, we just dont enjoy the views and say, im not enjoying this!
So does that mean you have to have your eyes closed while walking??? Hmmm, I guess I can do that. If i want to flirt with the monkeys, I will go elsewhere. Like a Bar, ya know?
You can look at the view while walking. Just don’t enjoy it.
also you can smoke when your there
just not as your travalling there
Can you enjoy the views while running?
Wow! You can flirt with monkeys by buing them a drink, I guess.
I guess you could flirt with monkeys by FLIRTING…. that wasn’t prohibited. LOL
Smart apes wrote that for themselves!! Now i get it!
What the hell are you supposed to do with Monkeys if not flit with them?
A place where neither the monkeys nor the tourists are allowed to enjoy themselves…
Maybe they allow mutual enjoyment.
are you callin’ me a monkey lover, notice?
Thought the don’t enjoy the view was funnier than the monkey one.
I gotta say something… Monkeys actually do flirt that way. Basically, monkeys are whores, and they get paid in food. So no food from you.
And especially not you, Mr. Jackson…
The part in Japanese actually just says “If you can read this sign, please completely disregard it. We just put a bunch of screwed up messages below in English to mess with the Americans”
ahaha yeah i bet
lolm Inet guys a weird; if someone sees asian characters in my region, usually (and mostly only) “Chinese” comes to their mind. It’s the exact opposite here xD
(the pic is in Chinese btw.)
So I can’t flirt with monkeys by feeding them. But what about anything else? Maybe by not enjoying the view meant don’t enjoy looking at the monkeys, and don’t flirt with them? Those crazy asians…
that pandas ugly………
i hate my avatar….
three times !
Realy? 4 times?
i rly gotta take a bathroom break but my bros hoggin teh bathroom!!im gonna asplode