Actually, Engrish is Japanese that has been translated to English incorrectly. I did not make any claim that this website is mine. I do not have any objects inserted into my derrière at this time, nor have I at any point, nor will I in the future. From Wikipedia: “Engrish refers to non-standard variations of English, often found in East Asian countries. Spelling may also be non-standard. While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English, for which problems are easier to identify and publicize.”

As additional proof against your definition of the word, I’d like to point out the Italian word “dove”, meaning “where”. It may appear to be English to a native English speaker, but it is actually Italian and does not qualify as Engrish or Engralian or whatever you would like to call incorrect translations of Italian.

Goodness me.

Language detection FAIL.