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Pedobear approved.
Giggling panda approves.
pedobear? I don’t really understand(or I may just be one of the only ones who have no idea what this is)
boku no sexual harassment means
“stick of the sexual harassment” if my Japanese serves me right…
boku no sexual harassment is “My sexual harassment”
it is a yaoi series
hooray for yaoi!
Yea, but the context used is a male form of “I” (boku), so it’s a male’s sexual harassment toy, hahaha
Ughhh… Yaoi… Yuri… WTF is next?
Indeed, your japanese is incorrect.
Boken is a wooden sword, however.. Boku is one of the multiple words for “I” or “my”..
Watashi, Boku, Ore… there are several others. Boku is ‘polite male’…
the “no” refers to a possesive, though you knew that one–’of the’ is possessive, after all.
Nice try though!
“Boku no Sexual Harrasment” IS a Yaoi series, but it translates to “my sexual harrassment”
its funny look it up
one of my all time faves
Onomotopoetic FAIL.
Spelling FAIL, dumbass.
communist hamster approved
isn’t that 2 blokes on the packet?
It is indeed, wtf…
It’s called Yaoi, look it up *smirks*
But seriously >> I don’t see a failure here, it’s -exactly- what it looks like
Wry humor fail?
This isn’t failblog. This is Engrish Funny.
Pwnt!
Not aware why it’s considered Engrish as it is exactly what it says it is–”Cornbrator”, corn shaped vibrator; “hyper wank device”–well, try it.
I’ll try it. sounds kind of fun and corny.
Ok, yes you may slap me for that. I couldn’t resist.
*Corn slaps.*
NERD! In fact, GAY NERD!
You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, or a vibrator by its name. It’s whats inside that counts..
I’m gay and I want that cornbrator inside me. Does that count?
yes. yes it does
Topher – please to insert corn?
roflmao
it’s from the yaoi, Boku no Sexual Harassment.” The guy on top with the dark hair raped another guy with an ear of corn cuz he was molestering his boyfriend. it was…odd, to say the least.
About as odd as the term “molestering”. That, sir, made me lol.
Oh yay, now that they have made this product, we too can all rape
our selves with an ear of corn!!
I’ve heard worse.
The 2 D batteries?
r u from kalamazoo?
No, I from the wonderful country of Holland. I randomly came up with a name babout 5 years ago. Now it turns out that some little city in America stole my name! I am looking for a way to sue them.
nah..no copywrite infringement here….the small town in Michigan spells their name different
fewer vowels…
I’ve been to Kalamazoo, I don’t think he’ll get much money…
If your looking for revenge on Holland, Mi, convince your country not to sell them tulips next year. They have a tulip festival that brings in lots and lots of old pople and tourist dollars.
But it’s the 3rd largest festival in the US!!! People come from Japan! And Texas! They don’t want to go to the real Holland- they have pot there. We have authentic reproductions of traditional Dutch costumes!!!!
lol…. “and texas!”
WITH CORN!!!!!!
What… the batteries?
wow. I mean, WOW!
A vibration divice… sexual mechanics~ butt seriously, corn?
That, or a teenage girl…
it’s called a “seme/uke” relationship, where one guy is more dominant (seme) and the other is more feminine (uke).
yes indeed. i have looked at a share of yaoi in my days. it was
linkxdarklink. in that relationship dark link was seme. i could tell my his
face. :3
The fail is the “pedobear approves” sticker in the right lower corner (the one the giggling panda is pointing at. If you don’t know what pedobear is (let the name sink in a while) you better google some more.
Oh well, perhaps it’s shota yaoi *shudders*
Oooooh, that is sooo sexy. I’m always fantasising about this exact thing. Oh, yeah…
That is some CORNographic material, right there.
Worst. Pun. Ever.
Also, I hate that giggling panda. It really bugs me.
Pun win!
Sure is ^_^
Sexual Harassment?? Hyper Wank?? I’m scared….
indeed it looks painful and dangerous!
My Sexual Harassment is a fairly popular yaoi movie (or is it series of episodes? It was years ago when we watched it for crack-humor night at the anime convention). One of the main plots features the main character being humiliated by a boss or something and being violated by a bottle of some alcohol (a corn derived alcohol). The main character’s boyfriend shows up and violates the violator with a cob of corn.
I believe its just an OVA. =]
…It may be two episodes though.
This packaging is accurate and is exactly what it’s supposed to be. See AMV Hell 0 for details on Boku No Sexual Harassment).
I was wondering if anyone else was thinking of that. *laughs*
Well, there was that picture of George Bush the Lesser a couple of weeks back that was plenty scary all on its own, and then I did this to it:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1529882
Why hate yaoi? It’s fine if you don’t like it–particularly if you’re male and straight, or some such, but why hate it?
And it’s japan. Japan loves merchandising. They have hello kitty vibrators, after all..
After seeing this cornbrator, I can’t help but think about the “Gentlemen, Corn!” scene, except instead of impaling Steve onto the wall, the corn begins vibrating and raping him in the butt.
I love AMVhell
The wording is funny enough, but why corn? Is this some new fetish I haven’t heard about? Or is it to disguise what it it really is?
Wiki for the win. The corn was used as a prop in the show. At least they didn’t make it look like a liquor bottle
catgirl, there’s a reason gay men are often reffered to as “fruit”. And yes, homosexual vegetables do seem to be a recurring theme as of late. *
Anyway, though I don’t see much Engrish, this image is a time-honored classic. Well done!
why not Frenchbreadator
Oh, my god… I’m crying and my stomach (and backside?) hurt from the laughter…
I want a frenchbreaderator… With butter and corn…
I srsly think i just died as well.
I think I did, too. Time’s going really, really, really, really slow…
They have laws in Japan about sexual devices. That’s why most of them look like toys, they can get around certain tax and export laws by making them look like toys. That’s why vibrators are often in the shape of rabbits, dolphins, even elephants. This one looking like corn, looks like a toy.
Although it does make you consider the term “cornhole”
Uhm, no, actually it doesn’t.. :\
Uh, yeah, it does.
Dane Cook!
What I was wondering was how they got a word like “cornbrator” right, but missed everything else. Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
That’s good irony!
Considering it’s a made up word, however they decide to MAKE the word is automatically right…..rofl
I cannot describe how badly I want this. I wouldn’t even hide it. I would hang it up on the wall, Mint In Box and everyone would be jealous.
Oh my goodness! Same here! I would pay so much money for one of those! And then I would show it to everyone I knew. And they would all also be jealous.
If I ever had a vibraty toy that went “Wryyyyyyy” i would be scared. Isn’t that kind of a cat-in-heat noise? Not a vibraty noise. that’s more like buzzzz or even wurrrrrr but NOT wryyyyyyyy
Riri, Maybe it says “Wryyyyyyyyy…” due to it’s heavy Japanese accent.
Wryyyyyyyy, God, Wryyyyyyyy? Wryyyyyyyy would you allow something like this to exist?
well its better than your moms hand crank vibrator
It was a hand-me-down from Grandma! D:
Hand-crank vibrator…isn’t that kind of pointless? I mean, why not just crank by hand directly?
Hand crank vibes were for doctors so that they could treat “female Hysteria”.
O.O Yeah that was a bit of historical trivia I SO did not need to know… O.o *scared*
Hyper Wank – that’s what cracks me up the most.
Someone, somewhere, sat around in a marketing meeting and decided their company needed to make this. Can you imagine what that discussion was like?
“We are missing an entire marketing segment, one that wants to stick vibrating corn up their *&^$&*. Imagine the profit margins we could make on a vibrating corn product”
“Great idea, Steve… but what will we call it?”
hahahahaahahahah.
you had me LOLing ’til I teared a little
LOL!!!
Great moments in marketing history.
But… how would you clean it?
Usually I just boil it, and eat it. It’s already buttered…. But that when I hyper wank with real corn.
Sounds good
“every-day”?! You must have one robust backside!
You do realize there are some gay dudes that go at it 2-3 or more times a day? And I totally need to get this for a farmer guy I know. He’d find it hilarious.
Tis true, i used to live with a gay couple. They happen to be fairly loud and I’d know when they were going at it *shudders* oh the memories…..and they showed me the video….
Umm, are we sure this isn’t fake. It has a PEDOBEAR SEAL OF APPROVAL on the packaging?
It is fake. This pops up on 4chan all the time. I can’t believe someone hasn’t said anything yet haha.
The Pedobear Seal of Approval is p-shopped, not the item itself.
Nevermind. Rost in transration.
You know . . . the sad part is I’ve seen Boku no Sexual Harrassment (My Sexual Harrassment, as a translation). Yaoi . . . scares me. . . a lot. Not all of it is bad, though . . . or involves corn.
Alright. No one else is going to say it. *ahem*
cornholio
There. I’m done.
Could you sign here? I have an internets for you?
I think no on was going to say it because their brains were busy escaping at the image.
heh heh. heh heh. he said cornholio.
You just said it too, stupid.
You aren’t familiar with Beavis & Butthead, apparently. Now shut your cornhole, stupid.
Are you threatening me!? You will give me teepee!
Here…stash it in your bunghole!
Just like Dora the explorer Im sure
It makes me feel corny
Cornhole win!
Wait… wha??!?
I don’t know if I can eat corn on the cob again…
Now the “butter scene” in Last Tango in Paris ( Rast Tago e Parish?) makes sense.
I have a friend who thought that was cheese. Now that would be a fail!
Engrish, FAIL.
That’s Scooby-Doo if ever I seen it.
Raggy?
My cornhole brings all the boy to the yard…
As apposed to him only bring half of himself?
I’m sorry; bringing.
ahem, I believe you meant “opposed”
Dear Santa,
‘dudes doing things. to each other. Because people get off on that stuff. D:’
Homophobia ftl.
It’s a shoop. That is, nothing this hilarious exists in real life. Something less hilarious might, though.
WTF is a “shoop?”
photoshooped =D
its a shoop da woop
Its a “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!”
One of my friends bought a vibrator shaped like a carrot when she was on vacation, therefore it does not stretch my imagination that this would exist. Also, working in a bookstore and knowing what Yaoi manga is I’m also not surprised as the the plot of this supposed movie and hope to never ever see it, ever.
If it’s not stretching your imagination, what is it stretching?
I thought a shoop was a Salt-N-Pepa song…
wow reading these comments has been an education ……..
a twisted disturbing education……..but an education none the less
You tax dollars at work…
That’s wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What the… why the… who… wow, just wow.
Is that me? I don’t remember posting that comment.
OH GOOD GOD WHAT IS THIS
u made me lol
So wait, first the panda points to “touch dogs” sign and now this?
Deviant panda.
Naughty panda.
In which country is this panda being used and what does it mean? ‘Cause I am presuming that it isn’t a kiddie thing – not now anyway.
The panda is from Engrishfunny.com….
I’m getting that now.
Not the vibrator (that is just weird)
but the panda thing.
Still deviant panda though.
I think someone heard the word “cornholing,” and didn’t know it was slang…
“Wow — is that what homo-boy Americans do? Go figure….”
We sell a fair amount of Yaoi Manga at the bookstore I work at. It is most popular with….. women. According to one of my supervisors many women like the Yaoi manga because they can get a romantic story without feeling threatened by large-breasted women. Go figure.
and im guessing the person holding that device has actually PURCHASED it ?!?
sexual harassment on the cob!
I like how it says “WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
I must say, all the comments about the “gay” nature of this product bother me somehow. I think it’s because the vast majority of yaoi fans are heterosexual women and this product is presumably intended to be purchased by the women who enjoyed watching the show.
How is it gay for a woman to **** herself with a vibrating corncob while watching animated drawings of attractive men? Is it gay for a man to **** off while watching attractive women?
This was a gag gimic, the corn cob appears in the Manga/Video “Boku no Sexual Harrasment” (My Sexual Harassment). (Best LULZ scene in the movie… you’d have to see it to “get” this merchandise.)
Most people buying this (90% + Het Women) would buy it for the LULZ and not actually to use it.
Yes but saying “*** herself with a vibrating ear of corn” is funnier than saying “buys a vibrating ear of corn for a laugh or a gag gift”.
I personally haven’t seen “My Sexual Harassment” but I’ve watched AMV Hell 0 about a dozen times.
“Gentlemen, behold: CORN!”
Lots of men think anything is gay if it’s not solely for the pleasure of (heterosexual) men.
I got called gay by a coworker because I mentioned how I used to have a really nice deerskin flogger that I used on my ex a lot.
LOL at guy who doesn’t know PEDOBEAR.
: )
whos pedobear?
Long story short. He’s a pedophile bear. That’s all.
GENTLEMEN!!!! BEHOLD!!!!
OH GOD NO.
OH GOD YES.
YAOI FOR THE WIN!
Best.
Thing.
EVER. Seriously.
sup pedobear
I would like to point out, this isn’t engrish. It’s more of a b-tard thing. Anyone who has ever been to a *chan site would understand it…
“Hyper Wank Device”? That’s just brilliant! ^^ However, I do agree of the fact that the humor is just understanded by people who do not have knowledge of this device’s roots. (That sounded kinky)
understanded? really?
three words
“what the fuc*”
two words
“holy sh!t”
one word
“damn”
whats wrong with you mr gay or ms female
yes i said MS. why mrs dont own them
1. Punctuation. Please.
2. Ms. is not an abbreviation of Miss. It is an honorific that does not presume marital status. So Ms. Female actually applies to 100% of women.
seriously.
really? Mrs’s don’t own these sorts of things? Holy crap. I need to get rid of mine, asap. My husband will be so disappointed…
Hyper Wank Device Engage! Lol!!!!! Needs to find the backstory now. *runs off for research*
Is that a Star Trek reference? Sorry, I don’t watch that sort of thing.
Hyper Wank Device! ROFL!
Miso corny!
Just say it stands for…
Young Academics On Ice
or something like that.
but wait…
what’s the corn for, then?
uhhhhhh…….a symbol of Japan’s flourishing agriculture?????
If it hasn’t been explained already, “Wryyy” is from “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” and was an Internet MeMe for some time.
This is most likely a PS entry somwhere and not a real engrish entry.
Gentlemen! I Bring you CORN!!
“OH GOD, I KNOW THIS ONE, THIS IS THE ONE WITH THE COOOOORN!”
I think that the point is that the PANDA is pointing to the tiny little BEAVER in the corner.
why does this corn taste like ass? Is it rotten?
talk about being cornholed.
Corn hoooo leeeee oooohhhh
“Pedobear” is a term that L. Ron Hubbard (charlatan, science fiction writer, and inventor of Scientology) used for Jesus Christ.
For more information, see…
http://www.xenu.com
http://www.scientology-kills.com
http://www.exScientologyKids.com
Reading these comments makes it even funnier…
Interesting story: I saw the Boku no Harrasment corn scene as part of a clip that I downloaded by accident. Then again two years later on the internet when it popped up. And then here it is again. Haunting meee….
Yaoi win by the way. Or yuri win. Maybe even straight win if there’s a strap on attachment.
This is a 4chan photoshopped pic. Only wins as an EngrishFunny!FAIL. Boku no Sexual Harassment is “My Sexual Harassment”, a yaoi title of infinite mockery. Corn is used as an insertion device in the show. PedoBear is 4chan’s mascot for all things underage/sexual/whatever. Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy is from another 4chan meme derived from the game Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, where one character does an attack called “The World”, which ends with a yellow steamroller falling on the opposing character and the attacker yelling WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. The “Extra Butter Flavor” note in the upper right hand corner should have tipped you off to the insane amount of shooping here.
This is a wonderful toy!
I just slip it up my a.ss, and put my boyfriend’s co.ck in my mouth and I’m as happy as Larry (he’s my bf, lol)
We REALLY didn’t need to know that
Because we are talking about internet phenom, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BAHHHHHHH!!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
that’s not how you use wryyyyyyy. it’s not a replacement for why, it’s only used when when you own someone hard, that’s it.
APPROVED AND ENDORSED BY PEDOBEAR
now THAT is quality my friends
Isn’t this a fake made by someone o.O
You guys sure that the “wryyyyyy” isn’t the guy, screaming?
I would be.
THese were made and sold at yaoi con in san fran as a joke. 4chan jokes intended (pedobear, etc)
Why would you want a plastic corn shoved up yer hole?
you guys have never used one of these?
Hyper Wank Device ready.
Take aim and fire from back.
For your friend is careless.
The giggling panda actually covers a logo that says “Yaranaika tested”. Now go and Google that word.
Huh. This isn’t a mistake…
although why corn, i have no idea.
I have a comment that’s probably going to be consisdered “corny” but I would definately say this is “ribbed” for HER pleasure!
lol pedobear approves
HYPER-WANK, ACTIVATE!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…..
More like VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hhhhoooollllyyyy cccrrraaappp….
The pedobear is watching you…
Oh Shut your corn-hole people
Everyone’s laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
Hot buttered corn-holio.
PedobeaR approved BABY!!!!
‘Hyper Wank Device’.
Classic yaoi