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Gives It To Us Raw, And Wriggling!


Engrish picture of an advertisement for Fresh Crap

Engrish Photo By: Plutor

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» Glory! 63 Comment

  1. Gatsby says:

    1st! FRESH CRAP!

  2. SEcond says:

    Second, I am second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. SEcond says:

    I still can’t believe that I had a chance to be second. But now I am third.

  4. SEcond says:

    fourth

  5. johnnycomelately says:

    Because stale crap is just gross.

  6. Hpottergirl4 says:

    This is probably just another Japanese mistranslation.
    I think they meant “fresh crab”
    wow… this kind of stuff happens waaaaaay too often

  7. Hpottergirl4 says:

    or wait… is that chinese?

  8. Stef says:

    It looks like “Fresh Carp”, so they used the right letters in the wrong order.

  9. Hpottergirl4 says:

    what is carp anyway?

  10. felix says:

    “Crap” is also the Romanian word for Carp. I used to always see signs at the market that said “Crap – $$$/kg.”

  11. SKW says:

    There’s actually a fish called crappie. This is probably correct.

    • Curia says:

      Nope… Crappie is a North American fish. I can’t imagine they export crappie from N. America to Asia! It probably really was meant to be carp. Some peopel eat carp… eww, anyway.

  12. Karmillina says:

    crap? yes please

  13. CHUCK NORRIS says:

    icanhazfreshcrap?

  14. Joe says:

    mmm….i can’t wait to have crap for dinner…

  15. DMC says:

    Hey, at least it’s fresh.

  16. i_am_#1 says:

    How would YOU like your crap, dear?
    Medium well, please

  17. Uhhh… Guys. You do know that “Craps”are types of fish…Right?

    But it still is KINDA funny!

  18. punkin says:

    who knew that crap, however fresh, was so expensive?!

  19. pip says:

    It doesn’t matter how fresh it is, if it’s still crap!

  20. james8170 says:

    $8.99?????…..i can make my own fresh crap for free!

  21. Pachabel says:

    Alternate title: ‘How people who are full of it pay their bills.’

  22. Whatthe-?! says:

    Am I the only one who has noticed the LOTR reference in the title. Go Smeagol!
    *begins to hum Smeagol’s fishing song.*

  23. Stephieee says:

    mmm… sounds dericios!

  24. sbd says:

    Oh, character transposition, my old friend! You’re as reliable as a baseball to the scrotum on AFV…

  25. Luddite says:

    Crap. It’s what’s for dinner

  26. Joshy. says:

    Holy Crap! I’ve been looking for this everywhere!
    I mean I’ve seen some crap in my life. But that looks fresher than ever.
    Wait, I don’t see any crap.
    Must be out of stock.

  27. Twith? says:

    You see kids you may have your gold fish, but Fresh Crap is the best fish you can find, they are a great delicacy.

  28. ? says:

    man…think of all the money I have been flushing down the drain

  29. JJ says:

    methinks.. c a r p; not derishus, bottom feeders. WAIT, bottom feeders, fresh crap. sounds messy..

  30. Paul says:

    That’s expensive crap.

  31. CJ Tha Kid says:

    i actually lol’d first at the tag…that was one of my favorite lines in the whole lord of the rings trilogy…

    |the kid|

  32. platypus says:

    durrr… that doesn’t even look like carp to me. and if you think it’s a crab, your eyes fail. please dig’em out.

  33. platypus says:

    my avatar looks constipated…. -_-lll

  34. kopaka says:

    I’ll take three!

  35. ihaz2cutegoggies says:

    that’s some expensive crap

  36. ploxntye says:

    The title is a Lord of the Rings allusion… That gives special happy inside to me.

  37. Person1223 says:

    I SAW THIS!!! i go to school in boston and i totally saw this sign 3 years ago!!! hahahahhaaha awesome!!


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