Comments on: The adventure is beginning, everyone!

By: Zoe

Zoe — Tue, 03 May 2011 11:34:47 +0000

Jimi Hendrix would have loved this if he was still alive. Not only did he love both sex and drugs, he also claimed to be ‘experienced’. Hell, his band was called The Jimi Hendrix Experience!

By: David

David — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:30:35 +0000

I know where this is. This is the aquariam in Heng Chuen, Taiwan.

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:59:01 +0000

whatever could all of this mean?

By: alice

alice — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:54:38 +0000

That’s from the simpsons, isn’t it (classic simpsons, I might add. Not the new crap they churn out)? I admire your taste and you knowledge of quotes.

By: roflbotz

roflbotz — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:05:54 +0000

and that iz y i can never return to seaworld

By: Mr.the Girlhunter

Mr.the Girlhunter — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:49:57 +0000

I agree with a previous comment regarding the prehensility of dolphin peni (plural form).
However, they may need to be warned about the potential for poking one’s eye out when giving direction and getting distracted.

By: Wriss

Wriss — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:13:39 +0000

Stimulation and pleasure that you haven’t experienced before… Is this a sign advertising illegal drugs? (or something else? *wink wink*)

By: cookie ninja

cookie ninja — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:16:43 +0000

Right here. You just have to sign verifying no liability in lost or stolen virginity.

By: matty

matty — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:33:16 +0000

- oh no! willy didn’t make it! and he crushed our boy!
- ugh, what a mess.

- awww… i don’t like this new director’s cut!

By: kiveya

kiveya — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:07:53 +0000

Very much so. You know dolphin’s penises are prehensil.

By: lolaura

lolaura — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:36:23 +0000

dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!!!

By: lolaura

lolaura — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:34:25 +0000

dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:04:28 +0000

amazing what happens when things have two meanings

By: Richard

Richard — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:19:36 +0000

Also, there’s another sentence that’s missing from the quote – starting “Wh[y]” after the word “before.” Who knows what that said! Not that it would probably make a difference, but still…

By: Luddite

Luddite — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:21:13 +0000

Maybe he’s just there to flog the dolphin

By: Dizy

Dizy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:54:54 +0000

Yeah, they eat it.

By: Lani020

Lani020 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:40:47 +0000

It’s the dolphin’s flipper, besides it would be going the wrong way if it was a peen.
Not a very good lol.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:11:40 +0000

I think they did it on porpoise

By: bunny

bunny — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:36:18 +0000

Where do I sign up for this experience?

By: DuckDong

DuckDong — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:04:20 +0000

boo-ya!

By: ForTheLolz

ForTheLolz — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:55:39 +0000

Ummm, it says “stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before.” I hope they go easy on me!

By: Gatsby

Gatsby — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:44:59 +0000

Penis envy

By: Cripes

Cripes — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:42:31 +0000

And dolphins being all the more appropriate because they have sex for stimulation and pleasure…

…but what’s with the guy there?!

By: Gatsby

Gatsby — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:41:12 +0000

as a matter of fact i HAVE never experienced a whale, or dolphin before…

By: Jane St. Clair

Jane St. Clair — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:11:57 +0000

Well that’s funny because I hope that it IS an ad for stimulation and pleasure…

By: Roleplaying God

Roleplaying God — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:11:18 +0000

I hope so. If so, I’m gonna need a car wash

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:55:33 +0000

Whoa, seems that Asians like dolphins in a special way…

By: silliewillie

silliewillie — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:29:27 +0000

There’s no spelling or grammar mistakes, but I HOPE it’s not an advertisement about STIMULATION AND PLEASURE…

By: DuckDong

DuckDong — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:29:21 +0000

Was this taken near the Soapy Suds enterance?

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:18:13 +0000

Wait, Why what? WHY WHAT? I’LL ENJOY MYSELF ONCE YOU FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!

By: pavlov

pavlov — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:14:32 +0000

I need one ticket, please.

By: edancoll

edancoll — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:09:28 +0000

Meh… not such a good one.

By: egohavoc

egohavoc — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:08:00 +0000

Huh?

By: random comment

random comment — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:58:13 +0000

Who said there are any English mistakes here?

By: silliewillie

silliewillie — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:21:20 +0000

You gotta be kidding me…
*rolls eyes*

By: AmyT

AmyT — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:08:39 +0000

First