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This adventure is beginning, everyone! On this trip you’ll be given the stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before. So please enjoy yourselves.
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You gotta be kidding me…
*rolls eyes*
Who said there are any English mistakes here?
There’s no spelling or grammar mistakes, but I HOPE it’s not an advertisement about STIMULATION AND PLEASURE…
Well that’s funny because I hope that it IS an ad for stimulation and pleasure…
Where do I sign up for this experience?
Right here. You just have to sign verifying no liability in lost or stolen virginity.
Huh?
Meh… not such a good one.
I need one ticket, please.
Wait, Why what? WHY WHAT? I’LL ENJOY MYSELF ONCE YOU FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!
Was this taken near the Soapy Suds enterance?
I hope so. If so, I’m gonna need a car wash
boo-ya!
Whoa, seems that Asians like dolphins in a special way…
I think they did it on porpoise
Yeah, they eat it.
as a matter of fact i HAVE never experienced a whale, or dolphin before…
And dolphins being all the more appropriate because they have sex for stimulation and pleasure…
…but what’s with the guy there?!
Penis envy
Very much so. You know dolphin’s penises are prehensil.
Maybe he’s just there to flog the dolphin
Ummm, it says “stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before.” I hope they go easy on me!
It’s the dolphin’s flipper, besides it would be going the wrong way if it was a peen.
Not a very good lol.
Also, there’s another sentence that’s missing from the quote – starting “Wh[y]” after the word “before.” Who knows what that said! Not that it would probably make a difference, but still…
amazing what happens when things have two meanings
dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!
dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!!!
- oh no! willy didn’t make it! and he crushed our boy!
- ugh, what a mess.
- awww… i don’t like this new director’s cut!
That’s from the simpsons, isn’t it (classic simpsons, I might add. Not the new crap they churn out)? I admire your taste and you knowledge of quotes.
Stimulation and pleasure that you haven’t experienced before… Is this a sign advertising illegal drugs? (or something else? *wink wink*)
Jimi Hendrix would have loved this if he was still alive. Not only did he love both sex and drugs, he also claimed to be ‘experienced’. Hell, his band was called The Jimi Hendrix Experience!
I agree with a previous comment regarding the prehensility of dolphin peni (plural form).
However, they may need to be warned about the potential for poking one’s eye out when giving direction and getting distracted.
and that iz y i can never return to seaworld
whatever could all of this mean?
I know where this is. This is the aquariam in Heng Chuen, Taiwan.