Comments on: Simple Theft Prevention Measures

By: Randomocity

Randomocity — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:05:05 +0000

I kinda thought they meant bag as in please don’t reproduce but hey that could be the lack of sleep talking…. LET’S INJECT COMMENT!

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:59:37 +0000

dictionary please! rude!

By: Amber

Amber — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:54:30 +0000

*gets on*

By: duskiboy

duskiboy — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:33:10 +0000

in soviet russia, off gets your lover

By: jboyk

jboyk — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:31:05 +0000

hahahahah

By: koko

koko — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:34:04 +0000

花前月下 (‘in front of the flowers and under the moon’) is an idiom that refers to romantic settings, ideal for getting off (in the British sense) with a lover. It’s just a bit more subtle and poetic in the Chinese version than in the English version. No Engrish, though.

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:00:28 +0000

this picture fails. the chinese words mean exactly the same as the translation. it says when making out beware of people stealing your belongings.

By: nai

nai — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:54:38 +0000

Or mabye he has something ELSE in his hand ;D

By: YourMomHatesYou

YourMomHatesYou — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:02:06 +0000

First things first, learn to spell before attempting to rhyme.

By: Dizy

Dizy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:03:30 +0000

It is insinuating that When you are WALKING and enjoying the view, p;ease keep watch of your personal belongings.

By: Dizy

Dizy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:52:00 +0000

Your lover is a hag, so just pay attention to your bag let your penos sag because she’s rasing the rd flag.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:46:16 +0000

Your avatar is perfect for this comment.

By: canopener

canopener — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:00:05 +0000

perfect british english means talking with a mouthful of bag.

By: Rhinox

Rhinox — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:14:36 +0000

He’s waiting to grab that dude in the bag.

By: fepic ail

fepic ail — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:59:35 +0000

*gets off*

By: pearl girl

pearl girl — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:17:34 +0000

It clearly means when you’re making out, make sure you hold on to your purse. That man standing in front of them, clearly has something in his hand, and it’s probably the lady’s purse.

By: Robin Hood

Robin Hood — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:45:42 +0000

You know that’s actually perfect English. In England ‘to get off with’ means to ‘make out with’. So actually it’s perfect British English.

By: Crasher

Crasher — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:13:54 +0000

If they get testy, watch your testes…

By: Dapper Swindler

Dapper Swindler — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:44:03 +0000

Lorena went after the frank, not the beans. American Tabloid History Fail!

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:53:08 +0000

It does look pretty fake to me. You guys should put real photos up like true Engrishmen.

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:43:28 +0000

Is that photoshopped? That looks photoshopped. There’s an unusual graininess around the text, and the font, angle, and whiteness of the text look different from the rest of it.

By: Noah

Noah — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:20:45 +0000

everyone is getting off on those people getting off…while watching THEIR balls

By: Noah

Noah — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:18:45 +0000

no way!!!

By: Noah

Noah — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:17:48 +0000

im getting off on you getting off

By: Noah

Noah — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:15:54 +0000

my lover bit my bag once

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:52:57 +0000

Is this a subtle hint not to neglect the balls? Dirty!

By: Zippy

Zippy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:04:46 +0000

OOoh i g3t it!!!!1! itz lik bag meens ballsack lik in sexz!!!!!111!!!

By: Mowwy

Mowwy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:44:20 +0000

Im getting off

By: chez

chez — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:56:28 +0000

especially if you got off first. they get testy about that.

By: Ninjaman

Ninjaman — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:48:47 +0000

Bag fetishist. Either that or the “Pay attention Man”

By: Jane St. Clair

Jane St. Clair — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:04:31 +0000

What is with the guy that’s hanging out watching the other two make out. Is this a designated peeping tom zone?

By: Gatsby

Gatsby — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:05:14 +0000

I think it’s generally a good policy. Whether you’re getting on or off.

By: Thallia

Thallia — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:01:37 +0000

No your lover should be putting a bag on your head

By: wtf is tat

wtf is tat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:30:29 +0000

i don’t think it’s the bag ther should be worrying about………..

By: Demo

Demo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:11:33 +0000

Shouldnt your lover be paying attention to your bag?

By: Tim Hampton

Tim Hampton — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:00:59 +0000

If I’m getting off with my lover I’m probably not going to be paying much attention to my bag…there’s a concept.

By: Lefty

Lefty — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:11:48 +0000

Pretty sure they mean “Pay attention to your sack.” There’s a lot of Lorena Bobbitt types out there.

By: silliewillie

silliewillie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:09:42 +0000

My bag? They won’t steal my bag!