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Yes Please, I’ll Take Two!


Engrish picture that shows a sign with Happy Balls on it

Engrish Photo By: Rmmorey

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  1. Amortentia says:

    I’ll have me some of them Happy Balls

  2. dropofkim says:

    Nobody looks happy?!?!

    • nai says:

      I know! I mean, come on!
      You’re eating ‘happy balls’, be somewhat happy.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      You see where the guy’s hand is? He’s trying to stop his balls from laughing!

      • bluejade says:

        Yo, Droll, I’m doing some time travel.
        I want to see if I get a response in this email address.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          It’s lucky this post is from the period when I subscribed for emails of new comments. I didn’t recognise your new face in the “Your Yacks …” list. (I kinda wish I had that one).
          What’s going on?

          • bluejade says:

            I dusted it off and dragged it out of storage.
            I’m not spending much time on engrish so much nowadays, and I didn’t want to lose track of you, too.
            Do you want a long distance friend? I was sort of thinking of a chess partner. I am a rank beginner, and don’t have a huge amount of free time anymore, but it’s still something I’d like to do.

            • Droll not Troll says:

              This is worth trying. I haven’t played chess in a loooong time, but I’m sure I could pick it up again.
              The part that really got me thinking is- how do we do this? I found a site called chess.com but I don’t know how to connect with any particular person there. I’ve never played on-line games.
              Do you already have something in mind?

              • bluejade says:

                Oh, good! No plan in mind, I just want to spend my time in front of a computer doing something real and I have had chess in mind for awhile. Is there any secure way to email within the cheez? I skimmed chess.com and that could work.
                Also, a bluejade is conversant in this sort of thing. I’ll see what she suggests.

                • Droll not Troll says:

                  OK, I registered on chess.com. Looks good, but I can’t see how to contact anyone without knowing their email address.
                  There’s a site called knightschessclub.org, which is YaBB site. I’m registered on a YaBB technical site where it’s possible to send private messages to other members without knowing their email address.
                  I’ll investigate further when I have time.

                  • bluejade says:

                    Sounds good, thanks for doing the work! I’ll see what I can figure out when I’m caught up on sleep.

                  • bluejade says:

                    Hmm, the knight site is giving me trouble… I am using an older operating system. That may the problem. I’ll keep looking.

                  • bluejade says:

                    Chess.com gives you an email on site. Very cool. There is now a blue jade email. It’s a nice site. Now all I gotta do is learn to play chess.
                    If you open an email I will probably be able to find you.

                    • Droll not Troll says:

                      You are in the US, right? The only bluejade I can find is in Taiwan.
                      See if you can find me. I’m there as Droll_not_Troll because they don’t accept spaces.
                      BTW- is there an app in your Apps folder called “Chess”? I found it in mine today.

                      • bluejade says:

                        I sent you a message on the site.
                        Yes, I do have that app, and thought of using it, but there was still the issue of connecting. At the moment, the site looks easier. I haven’t had roaring success working my way through teh apps, and changing the OS is on the horizon.
                        Whee!!

  3. Avian says:

    God, Filipinos are idiots.

  4. Karen in Toronto says:

    Well, my last 3 very accomplished and effective doctors, my phlebotomist, and my pharmacist are all Filipina people–in Canada. Maybe in the Philipines…

  5. Vagabond says:

    There’s only 1 guy there? I can’t tell if the person in the dark shirt and glasses is a guy or a girl >>

  6. bugwitch says:

    Are they chocolate and salty?

  7. Kitty says:

    My ex boyfriend could use a couple of those. I forgot to give his back when we broke up, they’re still in my purse. And whenever I get mad at him I just bang it against the wall.

  8. ratfink says:

    no thanks. i brought my own.

  9. Anna says:

    In fairness, they’re delicious!

  10. phyre says:

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Balls.

  11. phyre's evil twin says:

    yeah, phyre can suck a lot of balls for that one

  12. phyre's more evil twin says:

    phyre can work on my shafts and swallow my gravy

  13. bunny says:

    are your balls happy today? make it a happy balls day!


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