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	<title>Comments on: If You Do, Please Wear Protection</title>
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		<title>By: Hello_Cthulhu</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-125395</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 06:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have another word:  Candiru.... particularly appropriate for this sign.  *shudder*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have another word:  Candiru&#8230;. particularly appropriate for this sign.  *shudder*</p>
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		<title>By: scar</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-105867</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[scar]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 05:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: This is not a fish nibbing spa. The fishes are too big.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Warning: This is not a fish nibbing spa. The fishes are too big.</p>
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		<title>By: trusts</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-63590</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trusts]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[fish don&#039;t eat human parts, do they?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fish don&#8217;t eat human parts, do they?</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-53862</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please do not go fishing with your rod.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please do not go fishing with your rod.</p>
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		<title>By: Plum</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-16897</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Plum]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure only to feed them with your public.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be sure only to feed them with your public.</p>
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		<title>By: mooing</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-5225</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mooing]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It ferd by the pnod. vary ferd with private self.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It ferd by the pnod. vary ferd with private self.</p>
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		<title>By: CJ Tha Kid</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-4934</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[CJ Tha Kid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[at least you can feed the cats with your private...

just make sure that private stands at attention, though...

&#124;the kid&#124;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>at least you can feed the cats with your private&#8230;</p>
<p>just make sure that private stands at attention, though&#8230;</p>
<p>|the kid|</p>
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		<title>By: Pretentious White Girl</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-1822</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pretentious White Girl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Makes me think of that new spa thing where fish nibble at your feet....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Makes me think of that new spa thing where fish nibble at your feet&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: matty</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-1728</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[matty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lold]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lold</p>
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		<title>By: boo</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-532</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[boo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not so much.  Just &quot;don&#039;t feed the fish with food you brought yourself.&quot;  Somehow &quot;yourself&quot; became &quot;private&quot; and they forgot about the food.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not so much.  Just &#8220;don&#8217;t feed the fish with food you brought yourself.&#8221;  Somehow &#8220;yourself&#8221; became &#8220;private&#8221; and they forgot about the food.</p>
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		<title>By: Ami</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-317</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ami]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could someone explain what it is actually meant to say? It would be even funnier if the translation of the Chinese characters were given.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could someone explain what it is actually meant to say? It would be even funnier if the translation of the Chinese characters were given.</p>
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		<title>By: Art Vandalay</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-305</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Art Vandalay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe you should go and &quot;girlhunt&quot; for someone.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe you should go and &#8220;girlhunt&#8221; for someone.</p>
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		<title>By: Chach</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-298</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chach]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But if your fishing,that&#039;s a whole different story,just put your worm out there,jerk it around abit,wait,and you&#039;ll see that they&#039;ll be bitting.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But if your fishing,that&#8217;s a whole different story,just put your worm out there,jerk it around abit,wait,and you&#8217;ll see that they&#8217;ll be bitting.</p>
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		<title>By: miss nroa</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-236</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[miss nroa]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and if you do, watch your bag!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and if you do, watch your bag!</p>
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		<title>By: Guess Again</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-225</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Guess Again]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SO....me no feed fishies with my eel?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SO&#8230;.me no feed fishies with my eel?</p>
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		<title>By: kuug</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-202</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kuug]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[they don&#039;t want your private, they are full from eating the sign]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they don&#8217;t want your private, they are full from eating the sign</p>
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		<title>By: Jan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-171</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With leather it&#039;s all better.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With leather it&#8217;s all better.</p>
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		<title>By: Mechulus</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-142</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mechulus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have one word... Piranhas.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have one word&#8230; Piranhas.</p>
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		<title>By: l</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-127</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[l]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol</p>
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		<title>By: Gatsby</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-126</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gatsby]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What about feeding it to things that smell like fish?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about feeding it to things that smell like fish?</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-99</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell am I supposed to use then?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell am I supposed to use then?</p>
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		<title>By: Fence Walker</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-96</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fence Walker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...What good advice.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;What good advice.</p>
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		<title>By: ohaiyo gozaimasu</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-39</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ohaiyo gozaimasu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so who gonna eat my private then if no fish ?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so who gonna eat my private then if no fish ?</p>
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		<title>By: Taper  Wickel</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/08/13/engrish-if-you-do-please-wear-protection/comment-page-1/#comment-10</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Taper  Wickel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alternately, make sure to feed fishes with at least a corporal.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alternately, make sure to feed fishes with at least a corporal.</p>
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